Christmess

The offense engendered by wishing someone a Merry Christmas when they're actually celebrating a Happy Hannukah or just having a Happy Holiday.

How should I know that sending my friend, Isaac, that "Merry Christmas" text message would make such a christmess?

by WuNate July 21, 2008

Christessa

A Christessa is a really good friend. She’s the woman of her world and is extremely trustworthy and funny. Christessa’s usually have a good taste in music and are good listeners. They tend to be extraordinary and keep secrets to themselves. Christessa’s are crazy. She knows it and so does everyone else. It's hard to gain her trust, so if you do, dont break it because she will kill you. shes a badass with strong mental and physical. Usually a smart girl that loves bagels and has killer eyes. A brave and strong Viking warrior-philosopher.

Did u see Christessa? She’s an übermensch.

by T_thetea67 November 21, 2021

Christmassing

Amassing a huge number/an abundance of Christmas presents (for people who want "some little festivity and helping the poor with what's left").

Santa's little Helper: "Santa, you're christmassing like mad. Get some sleep!"

by Knecht Ruprecht, the Second December 18, 2011

Christmiss

A female child who happens to be born on December 25.

My little girl was born on December 25---that makes her a Christmiss!

by pentozali December 19, 2010

Christmess

Any number of bags, boxes, wrappings, toys, or any other miscellaneous crap thrown around the room as a result of the Christmas holiday.

Because of this Christmess, I can’t even walk in my own living room!

by imakraut77 December 28, 2018

Christmess

Christ•mess

/‘krismes/

noun, adjective

The state of holiday induced chaos in home, in stores, general holiday overindulgence and clutter. A seasonal ritual of sparkly, joyous hoarding. Often triggered by holiday themed sales.

Girl, I’m about to drop some bags of 200 bulk gift bows on this Christmess! Only 99 cents!

Mom, you already have 324 elves. There’s barely any room for people... It’s a legit Christmess in here.

by liz fabaliss December 11, 2021

Chrismess

Miscellaneous items such as gifts, boxes, and bags that clutter one's home as a result of Christmas Day.

The Chrismess has taken over my house.

by imakraut77 December 31, 2011