Diarrhea Christmas Lights

Explosive squirts filled with colourful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Jimmy: Hey John, look at this awesome video game!
John: I cant, i already have looked at it. I now lack eyes.
Jimmy: Why?
John: You see, my eyes were caked with Diarrhea Christmas Lights, and that burned a permanent scar into my retinas. The pain was so unbearable I scooped my own eyes out with a spoon.
Jimmy: Oh ok

by Screaming_Egg April 1, 2020

the day after christmas

the most depressing day of the year

kid 1- YAY CHRISTMAS
kid2- oh yay....but tomorrow is the 26th, the day after christmas... Most depressing day of the year. :/

by christmasluvr December 26, 2010

Ghetto Christmas

When you ask for a HULK action figure and get a used Ken doll, painted green.

Where's the karate chop action on this piece of shit? Fuck, this is such a Ghetto Christmas

by Acid^Rogue October 12, 2003

Christmas card terms

When the only contact you have with someone is at Christmas, or another time of year when you send or receive cards.

Person 1: Hey John sent me a Christmas card
Person 2: What ever happened to him?
Person 1: I don't know i haven't heard from him since last time he sent me a card.
Person 2: Down to Christmas card terms then.

by RichUncleSkeleton June 17, 2009

dorky Christmas

Another word of a hand job.

"hey would you like to go back to my place and I give you a dorky Christmas?"

by Thomas Sister June 24, 2022

spooky jim christmas

Everyone's spirit animal , including josh duns . spooky Jim Christmas is spooky Jim around Christmas

Human 1# hey do you know if spooky jim Christmas has posted anything on twitter ?

Human 2# yeah......he kicked Tyler out of the band ...... again 😂

by spookyjimchristmasworshiper February 13, 2017

Christmas

A wonderful time when somebody breaks into your house and eats your cookies, whilst replacing the food with presents. <3

"Look! It's Christmas! I wonder if the happy chubby dude left me any presents!!"

by ramen child December 6, 2016