Christians

So called "followers" of Christianity who, despite their claims that all muslims are terrorists, always steer clear of the fact that they killed thousands of them in the crusades.

So all muslims are terrorists huh? But what about Christians slaughtering thousands of Muslims in the Crusades, and abusing minorities everyday?

by sjbay900 February 4, 2012

Christians

A type of christian is a narcissist who believes in toxic perfectionism and superior complexes. They also claim to believe in “purity” but then they say “god created man to fit woman. god made man to procreate bla bla bla” implying that humans only purpose is to have sex. But then they slut shame everyone and imply that sex is bad. But then they shame people who don’t want kids??? This type of christian is bipolar and a sheep. They live their life and make every decision based on a mistranslated book, and then wonder why everyone thinks they’re generic and boring. They also say love is important but would rather a gay person fake being in a happy marriage with a woman. Christianity is about appearance and looking “pristine” when really you’re not perfect, and really aren’t in the place to dictate others lives.

Not all christians are bad, but so many are so brain dead it makes my skin crawl. They’re bipolar too! They say one thing but then totally contradict themselves. Which just goes to prove their views aren’t fact, they’re just made up from the top of their tiny head <3

by annoyingrats.com December 25, 2021

christians

*sigh* the christians are people who believe in the only one and true God. They shouldnt be hated... no one else should be either... christians are for the good that remains on this earth, they are a peacful people, they dont steal, they love one another (after all why not? Jesus died for our sins outa his love for US) if you believe in the Lord God with all your heart and try to do what is best then you are a christian. Your works and attitude show what you really are inside. Hatred and sin clouds the mind but God has put his spirit in christians' hearts to help you stay away against all disgusting and evil things around you the best you can. I LOVE JESUS! He is my savior. He is my best buddy!

girl: do you know God?
guy: you know what... no. man i know theres something out there but i just cant place it.
girl: oh, thats God! Hes the one whos missing from your life. If you beleive in Him you become a christian.
guy: yea right *walks away*
girl: feels compasion for guy and prays a lot for guy:
GOD - gives guy hardships to make him see that he needs a loving God that girl was talkin about.
guy: later on becomes an honest christian. Christians are good.

by a girl for christ July 16, 2007

christians

Arrogant, rarely educated snob from the bible belt, who often attempts to press his/her beliefs, which in his case are usually sexist in the extreme. it is not uncommon to see christian males wearing bedsheets and bombing abortion clinics.

5 christians were convicted of bombing an aids clinic, killing 7

by ha ha dumb christians November 5, 2011

christians

Someone who is not perfect but goes to god, beleives that god's only son died for our sins so that when you die you will not be thrown into the lake of fire (hell), and tell god their sins then asks for forgiveness. Because God is your heavenly father you must tell him of your wrongful deeds.

A christians tells two men or women of how jesus died for us and of God's love for us, one person prays for god's forgiveness the other does not, both are killed. The one who asked for forgiveness is able to enter heaven, the other is casted into the lake of fire (hell) forever.

by Jonathan Qualls June 23, 2006

Christians

Good willed people that end up becoming under attack by millions due to the fact they have something to believe in.Many people get angry at them because they're nice and atheist just can't stand anything that might be good willed. Stereotypes such as not allowed to do anything fun are about as resonable as black people are all gangsters and mexicans all came to america illegally. Christians have won almost every war fought by them such as in WWII when hitler proclaimed himself a god and the emporer of Japan proclaimed himself a god also. This religion has been around thousands of years with all of the sudden atheist trying to rebel deny gods existance.
-amen

Christians are just good people that do good things and follow God and get to make fun of atheist along the way such as
*Why did the atheist cross the road?

He thought there might be a sidewalk on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.

*How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god did it.

by kingjt13 February 23, 2009

Christians

A bunch of close eyed, clasped hands, hat wearing bastards who can't take anything else seriously and get really offended when a media object pokes fun at their religion.

Disgaea and various other games and movies have been berated by Christians.

by Akulakhan April 24, 2012