Chrisanthos

Commonly referred to as Chris, or Hollywood Chris. A man, usually of Greek origin, that is very well-endowed. A sexy english accent is common among Chrsanthos'. He's a charming young fella but may occasionally have a douchey moment. He's quick witted and likes taking the piss. He averages about 165 pounds and is usually 100% pure muscle. They excel at games such as rock paper scissors and have a knack for picking up new things. He's confident and self assured but likes the praise of women especially those from Canada, in particular, ones named Angela of whom he longs for every night. In addition to his attractive appearance, and confident swagger Chrisanthos' can be quite sensitve, they enjoy classic films and have a soft spot for romantic tear jerkers, particularly those emotional airport scenes. This is why, when dealing with a Chrisanthos you must ALWAYS be waiting to greet them with open arms when they arrive at an airport or you will feel forever indebted to them because they have a sly way of laying on guilt trips. All in all Chrisanthos' are like needles in haystacks so when you find one...... DON'T LEAVE THEM AT THE AIRPORT!

"aww look at that hot guy waiting all alone at the airport... his name must be Chrisanthos."

You've got to see a Chrisanthos' 'package'

by angmmm February 4, 2010

Chrismahanukwanzakah

The politically correct term for the winter holidays.

Thank you for shopping at Kohls...Happy Chrismahanukwanzakah.

by BumblebeeBaby December 28, 2006

Christmastian

A subset of Christians who read the Bible from Genesis to the nativity, and then skip to Revelations at the end, the point being to purposefully exclude the actual teachings of Jesus Christ. The Christmastian belief system is founded primarily on ancient pagan celebrations that were adopted by early Christians. Christmastians reject peace, love and forgiveness and embrace vengeance, violence and never-ending war.

George W. Bush is a Christmastian.

by blogarillo June 11, 2006

Chrismahanukwanzakuh

another way of saying "Seasons Greetings" or "Happy Holidays" combining all of the major holidays of the season (Christmas, Chanuka,and Kwanza)

Happy (or Merry) Chrismahanukwanzakuh!

by gazalem23 December 25, 2005

Chremastistophilia

a sexual paraphilia. (or sometimes a sexual fetishism) this is where Sexual arousal or pleasure is derived from being robbed, conned, cheated, blackmailed or otherwise forced to loose out fiscally by a partner or complete stranger.

the strong emotions of frustration, annoyance, rage, fear or submission are subconsciously drawn upon by the person with Chremastistophilia and focused into sexual arousal/gratification. this is seen as Edge play as it can be genuinely life threatening to seek out a stranger to rob oneself purely for sexual release.

in recent years the genera of fetish websites focused at such people has grown dramatically.
financial dominants, chat with their 'financial submissives' and talk about what the dominant will do wit money 'taken' from the submissive, and generally stirr the strong emotions that fuel this paraphilia.

young girl: " you know you want to buy me the car. if you don't I'll just tease it out of you anyway. You know you love me taking your money. *giggles*"

Chremastistophilia dude: aww damn! *folds, buys car, and goes off to masturbate*

Chremastistophilia sucks ass!

by lilpaypig December 20, 2008

Christmasteer

One who is a valiant Christmas decorator and has a determined Christmas spirit.

" Ali is not a true Christmasteer!"

by THEKINGKONG November 30, 2011

Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime

The party's on
The feelin's here
That only comes
This time of year
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding ooo
Ooo ooo toot toot toot toot toot toot
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The word is out
About the town
To lift a glass
Ah don't look down
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The choir of children sing their song
They practiced all year long
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong
Ding dong, ding dong, dong, dong, dong, dong
The party's on
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
Oh and that's enough
We're simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Simply having a wonderful Christmastime
Oh oh
Christmastime

by Evilous Dark Power December 11, 2020