chrissiah

Finest hoe on the block, smart, and tall, mean, caring

Chrissiah is the finest hoe onna block and she smart, tall/short, mean,caring.

by Chrissiah November 21, 2021

To Pull a Chrissie

In order to pull a chrissie one must:
1. wear any type of clothing that is close to nothing
2. wear bright colors with sequins and sparkles, like a male ice skater- so it is important to look extra gay
3. have sex with as many UGLY men as possible, while dating others
4. Annoy the FUCK out of your friends
5. Get some type of plastic surgery (i.e. artificial "beauty" enhancement)
6. Wear bright colored brazilian shoes, that dont match your clothes
7. Pretend your a badass and tell people you want many piercings, then cry when u get your ears pierced

"Yo, nothin u wear matches bitch, and your so ugly today,a nd u got a nose job and yeah"
"Damn, i must be pulling a chrissie"

by BITCHIN April 16, 2004

Chrissin

How one obtains a sexually transmitted disease by washing a strangers left over panties or boxers that have been soiled and placed in front of their living quarters as an act of love or retaliation.

Man, I did that chick so good, she gave me a Chrissin

by TackleBater January 23, 2019

Chrissie

A hot sexy piece of ass with huge tits.

Did you see Chrissie in the club last night? Damn, I'd tap that.

by cowgirl9 March 18, 2011

Chrissie

Slang term for Christmas, usually used by people who dislike both the words X-Mas and Christmas.

Rosie's such a bitch...she openly called off my Chrissie present as a worthless toy!

by Glasses 'n Neckties July 14, 2009

Chrissie and Lizzie

This pair is unstoppable, ridiculously cool, silly sisters that are down right NASTY! When the pair is split they go through withdrawals and can't wait to be reunited once again. This is the definition of a true friendship!

David: "Do you see those two?!
Ben: "That's such a Chrissie and Lizzie"

Harry: Look how stylish they are together!!!
Colin: "They must be Chrissie and Lizzie"

by Maevee March 28, 2013

chrissie-may

Nice on the outside and back stabbers on the inside. When you think their you best friend they will stab you in the back. They are horrible people.

Chrissie-May's are straight up horrible

by Susan van brakpan November 4, 2020