The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.
Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
Man 2: What did you do?
Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.
by I got you back July 19, 2009
Get the chopping the lumber down mug.an extremely high level status of creeping; when a young man hits on multiple women who clearly do not enjoy his company. then later demands their phone numbers from several different people..multiple times throughout the night; creating bizarre stories to help him receive the phone numbers.
*derived from long nights of being chreeped by Christopher Qualls*
*derived from long nights of being chreeped by Christopher Qualls*
by blimblam WHAMtastic May 9, 2011
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In various kinds of games: to win, not by cheating, exactly, but by relying on techniques that lack any finesse, skill, or sophistication. Keeping to the letter of the rules, without respecting their spirit. Victory without sportsmanship, but without entering any cheat codes.
A: "You must be pretty good at street fighter to finish off the AI with a perfect round!"
B: "Nah, I just play as Ryu and hammer them with Hadoken."
A: "Man, that's cheaping."
B: "Nah, I just play as Ryu and hammer them with Hadoken."
A: "Man, that's cheaping."
by anarchthonic February 28, 2009
Get the cheaping mug.The action of a old man masturbating yet when he ejaculates he is so old it comes out as dust rather than fluid.
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