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Human Cholesterol

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.
IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
by Netah March 23, 2008
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Christer

1. Christer(A-) (noun);

A common name in Scandinavia, Christer derives from the name Christ. Apart from being a popular name among religious fanatics, tv-ministers, and do-gooders etc. the name is also given to those who embodies the general perception of a genuinly awesome person. Synonyms include Chris, Christoffer, Barney and Superman.

2. Christer (adjective):

A superlative of awesome

3. Christer (-ing, -ed) (verb);

To radiate pure awesomeness to such an extent that it might be contagious.
Noun: Christer is legen - wait for it - dary!

Adjective: That beautiful and intelligent person is so christer.

Verb: He was christering in the VIP section of the club last night.
by Dude, Awesome January 12, 2011
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chobster

Its half a chicken and a lobster. Nobody can remember why.
"Anyone wanna chobby chobster?"
by HdotNET August 4, 2007
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Christerpher

a boy/man who is vv nice but when you get on his bad side... well to say the least, you don’t want to. he’s cute funny and a gentleman who treats women right. If you ever have a chris never lose him!💚
Wow Christerpher is so nice!”
2- “ I know right!”
by heishsosbjzjzkzbzjajsikwoqo December 6, 2019
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cholesterol

“hey can i get some cholesterol”
“no timmy, i’m your mother
by mom’s delicious wap April 3, 2020
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Hallway Cholesterol

The unwanted build-up of people standing/mingling in hallways of schools, offices, and public places that causes restriction of the flow of people.
"Sorry I was late Mr. Turnbaum, I got caught up behind some Hallway Cholesterol."

"Due to the amount of hallway cholesterol at my school, I have been late to class every day this week."
by ParCib9494 October 18, 2011
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Cholesterol

Probably the biggest health myth propagated by the pharmaceutical industry. The body needs both kinds of cholesterol. There is no such thing as "bad" or "good" cholesterol. The study that was done to test cholesterol as a heart disease contributor was flawed. They tested RABBITS (A VEGETARIAN) and a FOX (A CARNIVORE). Humans are omnivores. Just read your information in books and on the internet. Statins lower your risk for heart disease, but increases other major factors for deaths of other causes.
Pharmaceutical Industry Mark: Cholesterol is a bad thing, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Doctors in training: Yes, I agree with that. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
by TheOrtonRevolution January 4, 2011
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