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cholera

1. Intense, sometimes fatal diarrhea.

2. Death Metal band out of Ohio; Brutal musicians.
1. He was the third relative I've lost from cholera.

2. I got kicked in the face by a fat guy wearing a JFAC shirt at the Cholera show.

both are very metal in my opinion
by GeoJordan September 15, 2007
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cholent

a cholent is a small confused mammal, which is put up the anus during the practise of homosexual sex. This is achieved by forcing a hollow plastic tube through the rectal muscle above the anus, in order to allow a free passage through which the mammal can penetrate the lower abdomen. The tube is then pulled out quickly so as not to allow the creature to escape. This engrossment is known as Cholentation.
Studies have shown that on average, a standard sized mammal of less than 1kg in mass, can survive and remain in the anus for up to 20 hours upon entrance or until defecated. During this time, the “host” experiences various sensations -in the area of the lower abdomen- ranging from pain, throbbing, scratching, biting and shuffling. Once the mammal passes out of the alimentary canal trough the anus, it is usually deceased and mildly digested. However, there are cases when the animal is still living, which is then just flushed down the toilet.
“Ohh!!! I feel that cholent that you put up my ass Stephen!” said Cloughy
by Prince Harry February 4, 2005
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love in the time of cholera

Sara mask-kissed Hugh softly and while realising she was in fact kissing a piece of plastic and not the sweet lips of her loved one, she got angry and irrational and pierced the mask with her tongue so she could be close to him.
Sara said the situation reminded her of love in the time of cholera.

We do not know how Hugh reacted, we have not heard of him since.
🤞
by Krkič March 8, 2020
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cholewa

the polish word for awesome.

also a very common last name.
caitlin is so cholewa
this food is cholewa
by boredcollegestudent. March 28, 2009
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Cholera Cake

Another name for a Jamaican patty; a semi-sweet pastry filled with diarrhea-inducing mystery "meat".
I'm hurting today...
I had a dozen beers and two Cholera Cakes last night.
by longrider700 August 5, 2017
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choleando

A word in spanish (mostly used in Mexico) used to refer to the verb to scratch (a public place or a place outside of your property)
by la cochiño February 18, 2018
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Cholera TV

The original method of motionless picture film invented in 1668. But these early TV's were not without drawbacks, being initially named the "poop soup killer" as when the Cholera TV first came out people were so shocked they literally shit themselves to death en masse. The people left behind were so preoccupied with their motionless picture Cholera TV's they hardly had time to dig mass graves for their friends and comrades.

The random nature of Cholera TV poisoning is also where the phrase "shit out of luck" came from.

Here is an example of a cholera TV in use in dungeons and dragons:
Cholera TV: infect target host with 2d6 visual damage per round to bowels/anus until dead or cleansed
"ever since these new Cholera TV's came out, people been shitting themselves over them"
by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2020
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