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cholent

An Ashkenazi food that looks like mush. It strongly resembles feces, but it taste heavenly.
mmmmmmmm........... that cholent smells so orgasmic
by CtrlAltaDel December 28, 2005
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cholent

a cholent is a small confused mammal, which is put up the anus during the practise of homosexual sex. This is achieved by forcing a hollow plastic tube through the rectal muscle above the anus, in order to allow a free passage through which the mammal can penetrate the lower abdomen. The tube is then pulled out quickly so as not to allow the creature to escape. This engrossment is known as Cholentation.
Studies have shown that on average, a standard sized mammal of less than 1kg in mass, can survive and remain in the anus for up to 20 hours upon entrance or until defecated. During this time, the “host” experiences various sensations -in the area of the lower abdomen- ranging from pain, throbbing, scratching, biting and shuffling. Once the mammal passes out of the alimentary canal trough the anus, it is usually deceased and mildly digested. However, there are cases when the animal is still living, which is then just flushed down the toilet.
“Ohh!!! I feel that cholent that you put up my ass Stephen!” said Cloughy
by Prince Harry February 4, 2005
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Cholent Porn

Obsessing over a jewish "michelin star standard" dish called "Cholent" traditionally eaten on the Sabbath . Although has been adapted in recent times as a popular thursday night lads club.
oiy Amir, wheres Rashid at?!? .....Hes at cholent bruv its thursday night innit...try "dovids deli" or "Aliya" ...the cholent porn kings
by UrbanIlui November 4, 2020
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Cholene

Cholene is a very cheerful, and has attractive smile that everyone compliment her when she smiles. She is smart and will do anything to make a person feel good about themselves if they deserve it. She listen to her friends and give advices if they needed to. She has a beautiful eyes that everyone loves to look at. She is shy but very friendly, she is bubbly and happy to be with.
Cholene is a girl and pronounce it as 'Coleen'
by myrcella June 7, 2021
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Cholena

Native American name meaning bird.

Also it can mean that Cholena is a outgoing, creative, fun- loving girl that knows how to have a good time.
Example: That Cholena is a person I want to be best friends with.
by CLGrass August 12, 2018
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choment

An action or activity occuring during a moment of utter and unexplainable confusion.
During a recent choment, Bill acted just like Mikey on American Chopper.
by Brent January 12, 2004
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Cholesterific

adj. food containing an excessive amount of cholesterol, usually tasting really, really, good.
foot-long chili dog w/ fried onions and cheese. chicken-fried-chicken w/ mashed potatoes and gravy etc...
by shaolinsurf November 6, 2004
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