esquire chode

a penis that is three times as wide as it is long. This person is usually upperclass and tycoonish. Some prefer esquire chode over gentlemans chode, claiming that it is too long for their taste.

Wow, your esquire chode looks like a wheel of cheese...and smeels like one too

by lickmytaint79 December 20, 2008

chode master general loaf eater

when someone eats a loaf of their master generals chode

that kid greg is a total chode master general loaf eater fo shizzle my nizz

by pseudonym:( October 4, 2008

Elliot 'Chode' Jones

Elliot 'Chode' Jones is one of the most motivational male speakers on Genitalia comfortability. This inspirational man has been considered a global sensation, in many males pants. As a challenged man himself, in the genital department, Elliot 'Chode' Jones is a man to look up too, in the darkest of times for any man.

Hey man, don't feel bad about your disabled Genitalia.

Look up to Elliot 'Chode' Jones, he is a motivationally, genitally challenged man.
Wow, Elliot 'Chode' Jones has really changed my outlook on life!

by Hot Dorito December 14, 2023

Code Eugene

Code Eugene is a national alert message to warn everybody that some serious fedora wearing autistic bullshit is going on. This is possibly the highest level of alert that is in existence, above that of a nuclear fallout or typhoid outbreak.

Eugene: "Actually, I don't think there's anything wrong with rape, hehe, I think it should be legal."

*ATTENTION, THIS IS YOUR NATIONAL ALERT SERVICE. CODE EUGENE. I REPEAT. CODE EUGENE*

by HedgesLikesToFap June 10, 2016

Code Eugene

A Warning for others that there is a Eugene on the prowl. Often times can be in schools where the Eugene is going to be a school shooter.

Noah:Hey alert Code Eugene, that guy is reaching into his backpack

by KlayThompson2k17 June 29, 2016

Code Eugene

When a Eugene gets fed up and gets tired of being bullied, he brings his "new backpack" to school. However, this is just an excuse to bring a bigger bag for all his guns. Eugene will then begin shooting up the school.

-what are those loud noises?
-Oh shit its a CODE EUGENE! Run!

by Eugene's backpack January 22, 2019

CODE EUGENE

Can be defined as a creature with some kind of mullet (or fucked hairstyle; no offense). Has a weird fucked up beard going down it's creature's throat (or not). Likes fedoras. Claims it is not a harasser/ rapists/sex offender/pedophile/ etc. repeatedly (but is a harasser/ rapists/sex offender/pedophile/etc. ). Likes to reach into it's backpack (shows that it will one day be the school shooter or maybe it already is).

You (or whoever is talking to the wild Eugene): Hey, do you like fedoras?
The wild Eugene: Yes, do you?
*Sirens going off* *in background speakers goes off* This is a CODE EUGENE. I repeat CODE EUGENE

by Ben_Dover_2.0 June 1, 2018