Choad in a Blanket

A nice choad sandwich wrapped in dough. Similar to pigs in a blanket but instead of little hot dogs, they contain a giant choad.

We were all out of pigs in a blanket so we had to settle for the choad in a blanket.

by Beavis H. July 15, 2010

Fat cat choad

a fat kid with a choad.... origanally from northeast AP in the town of yelwah

look at adam he is a fat cat choad
Holy fat cat choad

by february 4,2009 March 4, 2009

fat wreck chords

Record Company Formed By Fat Mike Of NOFX (and Possibly His Wife.) Has Not Sold Out Punk Values, Still Fiercly Independant. Actually Cares About Music Rather Than Money

When I get My Punk Band Going I Want To Be Signed To Fat Wreck Chords So I Dont Get Raped For Money

by Fiasco De Gama August 7, 2006

Blumpy Choad

The male specific version of Blumpy. Receiving Head job while taking a poo on the porcelain throne. The choad refers to the penis and the "Blumpy Choad" is the male version of the act as opposed to cunnilingus while on the toilet or a "Blumpy Quim"

"That bitch was so drunk she gave me a Blumpy Choad."

by jesus the jewbag November 7, 2011

choad chomper

a man/woman who enjoys munching on a fat mans penis, in this case the penis is as long as it is wide.

man: "hey honey fancy a suck on the circular sausage?"

woman: "only if i can have some cream with it"

man2:Wow that woman is a choad chomper.

by Jack Richardson May 28, 2008

chodaswipe

The act of taking sweat off of your choda, onto your finger, generally following an athletic event, and wiping it onto someones upper lip.

I just chodaswiped that kid, he's going to smell like my gooch for 2 weeks.

by davidnamis September 18, 2006

Choado Chop

The act of a martial arts strike or karate/judo chop to a male's choad or taint region.

Damn!! Krissy Poo gave the most violent Choado Chop to Ziggy Pop for serving him meatloaf because of his daily struggle with Meatloafphobia.

by SwtValentine13 October 11, 2014