Chives

Chives is the legendary butler from the SML universe. He hates his life and wants to die. After his debut in the SML video "SML Movie: Joseph The Millionaire!" He has gotten his own puppet, had a cult following, and is now appearing in the recent SML videos.

Chives get me smart water, I want smart water!

by SliccXD March 4, 2021

chives

i’m not stepping, i’m caressing 🤨

chives: when applied to shoulders

by Buddyupsystem October 14, 2021

Chiveled

Slick and soft masculine body type. That is both squishy and tough, kinda like steak.

That man over there has such a chiveled body.

by Catter Rachel September 24, 2023

Chivers Method

A method of discreetly masturbating while eating or drinking beside someone. First coined in a TikTok where a person claimed that they where “shivering” while masturbating.

Did you see Jonathan, he was using the Chivers method today at lunch with Ruby

by Trafffic July 16, 2025

Bag of Chisels

A woman or man who tags along but is not really wanted (Deadweight, Excess Baggage, Burden)

A girlfriend who is nothing but dead weight holding you down.

What would you do with a bag of chisels...I don't know...EXACTLY

by Sammy Lamanny August 23, 2007