Chipotlaway

It is used to clean the blood stains out of your underwear from eating Chipotle.

Introduced by the ghost of Billy Mays on a South Park episode titled 'Dead Celebrities'

Holy shit, I love Chipotle but it makes my underwear all bloody afterwards, ah hell, I might resort to Chipotlaway over giving it up.

Hi! BILLY MAYS here for CHIPOLTAWAY! Here's how to order!..

by billy mayzuh October 7, 2009

Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

When u go to the bathroom and make a red hot Picasso painting from your ass.

After I went to Taco Bell I got the Flaminn Chipotlesyndrome

by Turkeymash August 18, 2014

chipotlcray

adjective describing a shit of painfully epic proportions, usually after consuming Chipoltle. Also an event, person, or thing which is painfully shitty especially when it involves a person using the word "swag"

Don’t go in there for 45-55 min, it was full chipotlcray getting it out.

Kanye’s next album should be 20 tracks of incessant whining, and it would be better than his last 2 combined. Swag.

by Salvatore Antithesis May 6, 2018

chinatlantean

Original indigenous people of what is now called China. They moved there after Atlantis fell over the ice wall. Known for their “gold strands” of hair and “eyes like an unpolluted lake” by the (now) Chinese population; who were spider monkeys before Yakub mixed Atlantean sperm with their DNA.

“Chad’s ~33 & Me~ results came back from the lab. He is ChinAtlantean. He can join the lodge.”

by Brutus Autry June 10, 2019

chipotle diarrhea

When you eat Sofritas

You go to Chipotle and order anything with their tofu "Sofritas"... the next week you have "chipotle diarrhea"

by gamecat November 16, 2013

chipotle friday

-a weekly event in which a large gathering of people go to chipotle and consume gargantuan amounts of chipotle burritos, burrito bols, quesadillas, chips, salsa, guacamole, and soda*

-the best thing ever

-where one might witness and become part of bromancing, LOVES, camwhoring

*the event may occasionally precede a trip to a nearby park or other daytime adventures

him: ayo watchu be doin this friday??
her: im hittin up chipotle friday beezy! what else would i be doin?!

by shanigg July 6, 2009

Chipotle's Revenge

The time period of about an hour after eating a Chipotle Burrito. Symptoms of Chipotle's revenge are: diarrhea, indigestion and sometimes vomiting. Sometimes a cleaning agent (see Chipotleaway) must be used to remove the blood stains from the eaters undergarments.

Jerry: "Dude I had Chipotle about an hour ago but now I need to take a huge shit! It tastes so good going in, but now it hurts."
Fred: "Chipotle's Revenge at its work.

by jsd1027 September 9, 2010