Chimp

(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.

(1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!

by Big Chimper June 3, 2003

Chimp

1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla

2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)

1. The chimp is smarter than The President.

2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.

by orion October 6, 2003

Chimp

Describing a repulsive smelly creature, born of the human species, but acting as though he were a primate. Nappy dark hair, gross teeth, small red haired mating parter. Often attempts to read books, posters, and magazines, always failing. Communicates by making a series of noises like, "ooo ahhh ehhh ahhh ooo". Smells like an asshole.

hey chimp!!!! ooo oo ahh ahh!!!! go eat a banana you retard.

by Stephanie and Andrew May 6, 2008

Chimp

A dumbass person

Person 1: "I'm going to shove a fork in an outlet."
Person 2: "Dude, you're an absolute chimp."

by Frixion fred September 19, 2020

Chimp

n. Brutal output of constipated feces
v. chimp; chimping; chimpped
shit, poop, crap, poo, feces

My cat finally fucking CHIMPPED last night!

by gothfungus January 10, 2012

chimp

To be duped...especially by social engineering of an anonymous nature.

"Who chimped you into believing that nudity is sinful?"

by T.R. Lemming September 16, 2005

Chimping

When one, of female or male origin, cannot survive without a lover or sexual partner and overlaps relationships. Like a chimp only letting go of one branch only once has hold of the next.

Bob is chimping, he is moving onto Alice but he is still with Sally

by Bobsacunt May 15, 2019