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cured chewing tobacco with a texture similar to toothpaste, controls fatigue, hunger and thirst
life's problems are solved with chimó
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Cured chewing tobacco with a texture similar to toothpaste, controls fatigue, hunger and thirst
life's problems are solved with chimó

Chimo Blinds 

When the blinds on a window have that bend in them like someone might be watching you.
"We need to fix that bend in our blinds so people in the pool dont think we are watching them through our chimo blinds."
Chimo Blinds by Salleone August 4, 2009

chimo van 

A window-less van in which child molestation takes place. (usually white)
Dude, Corey totally drives a chimo van... and molests little helpless children (usually asian or disabled).
chimo van by JohnnyEf April 5, 2005

Chimo(s) 

A Pervert. A registered sex offender. Anyone who molest a child,woman, or man. A person(s) who can't get a man or woman, so they have to take it.
A Chimo(s) is a person or persons who stare for an extremely long time and have unpure thoughts about that person, at you or even your son or daughter.
Chimo(s) by I HATE Chimos!!!!!!!! November 3, 2009

chimo horn 

Much like a dog whistle, however a chimo horn is used to locate child molesters. The mechanism resembles an air horn which emits a blaring rendition of The Entertainer that is only audible to child molesters.

This will of course be invented in the year 2037, during the United States' War On Chimos.
Person 1: Oh Christ, the ice cream truck's here!
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about? I don't hear shit.
Federal Agent: Busted, chimo!

(Federal Agent and Person 2 throw their arms over the other's shoulder, and give a hearty thumbs up.)

Federal Agent & Person 2: Thanks, Chimo Horn!
chimo horn by The Rory September 9, 2008