Chew

Smokeless tobacco that is shredded and gnawed on, not to be confused with snuff/dip.

After I throw in a chew, my penis grows two inches in size.

by tacomaster June 30, 2017

chew

Having little to no qualities or favorable characteristics. Also commonly used to describe something that is busted, hella-lame, bush-league, or relates to The Bunch, St. Nick, or Billy.

Good God, the jams at this place are so fucking chew I want to burn it down., or

Don - Yo Five, I gotta miss the game today cause I have a hella - stinger in belly from last night.

Five - Chewwww!

by DDG III October 11, 2007

chew

a person of the descent of chinese and jewish heritage

wong is a chew

by Chines Jew August 9, 2003

Caramel Chew Chew

When you shove your fingers up the turd tunnel to excavate the finest of logs to nosh on.

Note that the extracted goods must have a sufficiently solid consistenct to allow the "chewing" part.

P.s. El Fyfador makes shit quizzes

Person 1 -"Hey baby, tell me what you're gonna do to me tonight"
Person 2 - "Lets get freaky. I'm gonna go in for the old Caramel Chew Chew"
Person 1 -"Get in wahey, here we go"

by Pryzm is My City April 26, 2020

chewed

The state of being drunk.

I was chewed last night after me and my cats drank a fifth of Henny.

by G-Baby March 10, 2003

Chewing

Masturbating

she was so chewing last night

by Luchieeee December 9, 2008

Chew

Chew - Also Known As Chewing Tobacco, Smokeless Tobacco; The Greasiest Item Sold At Gas Stations, Looks Like Shit, Tastes Like Shit, And Worse Of All, Smells Like Shit, So You Have The Triple Shit Factor Going For You. Made For Pussies Who Are Afraid To Inhale Ciggys.

Man You Gotta a Chew?

No Man, I Gotta Fuckin' Brain.

by kr3wpra February 16, 2010