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CHECKMATED

A word you say to someone when you've won or outsmarted them.
James: You knew I liked her and you kiss her!?

John: hahaha you've been CHECKMATED
by Caleb Cummins March 14, 2022
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Classmate zone

Classmate zone is when your crush is your classmate and you are not friends and he don’t likes you back.
Did you told him that you like him?”
“Yes. I’ve been classmate zoned.”
by alsiit November 1, 2019
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Checkmate

To turn up to a friend's house uninvited. Since you have travelled all the way there, they feel obliged to invite you in.
Tom: Dick is being boring, I don't think he'll want us to come round.
Harry: Let's just turn up, then he'll be in checkmate.
by mpithytmc January 19, 2019
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classmates.com

Something that started out as a good idea - a site where you can find all your old classmates, find out where they are now. Unfortunately, it's now little more than a scam site. They send you an e-mail claiming that old classmates are trying to contact you and you need to pay for a membership to see their messages (yes, you have to pay real money for a membership to actually do anything *coughcough*Club Penguin*coughcough*). Once these bitches have your credit card number, though, you're screwed. No, your old friends from seventh grade were NOT trying to contact you, and you just gave them your paycheck for nothing. They claim they'll cancel your membership but they never do. You'll probably never hear from them again. Supposedly, one time this woman named Sharon joined, and when she tried to delete her account one of the Classmates.com employees changed her first name to "FUCK YOU" and her last name to "SHARON." Thus, her profile name read "FUCK YOU SHARON." This isn't a site you should ever sign up for; if you want to find old classmates, use Facebook.

Unsurprisingly, Classmates.com has been sued twice for fraud. More likely than not, they are going to be completely bankrupt by 2013.
My friend Emily signed up for Classmates.com and found only one high school friend (who hadn't updated their profile in 2 years). She wanted to see their profile so she handed over the $59 they were charging for a gold membership. Once she realized nobody used it anymore, she e-mailed them asking to cancel her gold membership. She never got an e-mail (or her money) back.
by Disvan September 26, 2010
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Checkmate

Checkmate is use to solidify your opinion and/or argument.
Mom: Why can’t you just do your chores!? It’s not that hard, and you’d have less to do if you just started!

Me: WELL! It’s not that easy! I’m retarded. So, CHECKMATE!

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Cred: Drew and Her Mom.
by Jmart.z November 24, 2019
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checkmated

When there are 3 urinals and the only one not taken is the one between the two.
Jamie: "You go to the toilet?"
Tom: "Nah, I couldn't. I got checkmated..."
by Foxlover1 November 13, 2014
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classmate shipping

when one ships 2 people in their class or from other classes
person 1: omg I totally ship Mateo and Adelle
person 2: do you have a ship name
person 1: Mattel
person 2:
person 1: what
person 2: best classmate shipping name ever
by That_One_Wierdo April 11, 2018
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