When you're playing a game of chess and you see everything. You know what moves your opponent can and almost certainly will make. You know your vulnerabilities and how to protect them. You have multiple separate plans of attack, that are multi-step moves, ready to go based on how your opponent plays. And you can for-see full chain reactions when different moves are played. You are in control and can only be surprised by a significantly better player or someone who doesn't know what they're doing.
Kevin: "Damn dude, you played a sick game. You had everything locked down."
Ryan: "I had full chess clarity. It was almost impossible for me to lose."
Ryan: "I had full chess clarity. It was almost impossible for me to lose."
by BrysonStrong August 2, 2021
Get the chess clarity mug.Playing chess with the pope sounds like the classiest way possible to spend your time. Unfortunately, in Iceland, it doesn’t mean enjoying a dignified pastime with a religious leader, but rather is a polite way to say you’re “going number 2”. We have no information on the pope’s thoughts on the matter, nor his abilities as a chess player.
by bjozzi December 8, 2017
Get the playing chess with the pope mug.Probably the most unwinnable game since the computerwas able to play with you. Basically, if you win, you feel like a celebrity, and if you lose, well, you die a little inside.
Dude that just won chess: "YES. I FEEL LIKE A GOD!"
Dude that just loss chess: "......I'm gonna go kill myself."
Dude that just loss chess: "......I'm gonna go kill myself."
by crotchetyteenager November 28, 2010
Get the Chess mug.The act of playing a stratagem, moves ahead, in such a multi-layered, brain sparklingly sophisticatedly process, that no one outside of the gamer's own mind even has a biscuit of what is going on until days, weeks or even months later, maybe even never, unless informed in great detail or being a spectacular Autist themselves.
Man, I didn't see it at the time but all those seemingly reckless bombings that Trump was getting up to, hell that didn't end so bad. The world is at peace now and the rapture is occuring. That's pretty sweet, huh? So that's what 4D chess was alluding to ...
by Mental Martin April 14, 2017
Get the 4D chess mug.When you're playing chess and you take so long thinking about what move you're going to make that you end up making an idiotic move you spotted in the first 5 seconds but forgot about later on.
During a game of chess, after thinking about his move for 20 minutes ...
Ryan: Ah ha! Eat that! You have been had my friend.
(Jon swoops in and takes Ryan's queen)
Ryan: (Gasp)
Jon: Looks like the ol' Chess Alzheimer's got you again. Checkmate, fool.
Ryan: (Tears up)
Jon: It's okay man. Let's go watch Upstream Color. It'll cheer you up.
Ryan: No thanks, I like stories that are actually good. You know, with a beginning, middle, and end. Fuck that $hit. I'm going to play Halo. (flips chess board and leaves with dignity)
Ryan: Ah ha! Eat that! You have been had my friend.
(Jon swoops in and takes Ryan's queen)
Ryan: (Gasp)
Jon: Looks like the ol' Chess Alzheimer's got you again. Checkmate, fool.
Ryan: (Tears up)
Jon: It's okay man. Let's go watch Upstream Color. It'll cheer you up.
Ryan: No thanks, I like stories that are actually good. You know, with a beginning, middle, and end. Fuck that $hit. I'm going to play Halo. (flips chess board and leaves with dignity)
by RhInO May 18, 2013
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A person who, analogously, kicks over the chess board, and struts around, acting like a winner, when nothing but a mess happened.
A person who, analogously, kicks over the chess board, and struts around, acting like a winner, when nothing but a mess happened.
That fool really fumbled the presentation, then actually acted as though they saved the day...what a friggin Chess Pigeon.
by Danny Durden May 27, 2021
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