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Chemistry

The extremely boring science of explaining why chemical stuff happens. Studying chemistry instantly removes much of the fun that can be had when lighting things on fire by explaining how it happens. Teachers of this heinous subject are believed to have no soul, be mentaly unstable, or both. Also, people on the chemistry team enjoy similar status as those on the Math team (complete losers who find fun in academic achievement).
Jack: Yo Jill you wanna come to the chemistry competition with me? We're gonna totally own those guys from Sackville High. Their pocket protectors are pink. Those losers *nyehehehehehe*

Jill: Jack, you're a loser. *walks away*
by The BR December 25, 2006
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Chemistry

A subject that will kill you from the inside out eventually making you commit suicide
Guy: should I take chemistry?
Her: NO u will want to die
by chinkchong December 19, 2019
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Chemistry

The worst fucking thing to ever exist in the universe and is most likely the most hated subject in the entire universe
"fuck chemistry"
by SmdChemistry November 14, 2020
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chemistry

The only natural science that can be broken down into the categories "making drugs" and "blowing stuff up". Unfortunately, chemistry isn't all fun and games, mostly because of chemistry teachers, who are always bitching about things like "significant figures" and "molality versus molarity".
Remember that chemistry demonstration where the teacher burned his eyebrows off? That was hilarious.
by Al February 5, 2004
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chemistry

feelings between people(especially friends and romantic interests) about how they relate to each other, usually positive feelings, interpersonal chemistry
They have got some major chemistry going on.
by The Return of Light Joker October 27, 2008
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chemistry

A school subject that teaches the alert young anarchist how to make primative explosive devices.
One of the few useful things I learnt at school was how to make nitro-based explosives.
by black flag June 2, 2004
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chemistry

The result of what happens when Math and Science become butt buddies.
Jennifer: So Sally, you up for some Chemistry Pre-AP PSAT CAHSEE College-prep Testing?! WHOOOOO CHEMISTRY!

Sally: Fuck chemistry, I'm becoming a stripper, bitch.
by Mjolnir1134 June 5, 2007
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