Cheeser

A lame ass bitch who needs to fuck off and get a life. Someone who constantly pursues in the arts of lame bullshit.

Josh: "Did you hear how Michelle said she was gonna snitch on us for throwing the paper?"
Shane: "Wow what a fucking cheeser!"

by Michael E. June 3, 2018

cheeser

someone who farts cheesy.

I saw a cheeser the other day and fuck, did he ever smell cheesy. If you're a cheeser, stay the fuck away from me!

by bread infection December 28, 2005

cheeser

A fart

UUUUUGH. I smell a cheeser.

by uDefs November 8, 2014

cheeser

A totally hot little chickie that you just want to grab and bang the friggin hell out of.

Dude, check out those cheesers over there!

by irvinesucks August 31, 2007

cheeser

nida is a cheeser, meaning she is a cheeser

Nida is a cheeser, a really big cheeser

by bob September 25, 2004

cheeser

a person with abnormally large buc teef whose upper lip is too short to cover them.

"alex is such a cheeser, she looks like a rat"

by Mansonite4life May 24, 2005

cheeser

A slang term for a cheese slicer.

Hey, where the fuck is the cheeser? I want some cheese and crackers. Slices!

by Kristina Funke April 30, 2006