Cheese Dick

An extremely cheesy or corny person, who noramlly goes by the name "Paul" or last name "Guiliano." Cheese Dicks often appear genuinely funny at first but then turn out to be assholes. Cheese Dicks are easily identifiable by their dense coat of arm hair and balding head.

Hunter: "Damn, Mr. Guiliano is such a cheese dick!!!!"
Caroline: "I know right! Last week that fucking cheese dick preached about morals in History for almost and hour!!!!!!!!! You should've been there!"
Hunter: "Ugh, what a fucking cheese dick thing to do!"

by Oliver Poindexter November 13, 2011

cheese dick

A cheesy, arrogant dick head on ADV who is passive-aggressive and wants a piece of you, out of the blue.

Yater brought it on, but there wasn't much there. He is a cheese dick if there ever was one!

by BobFV1 January 10, 2008

cheese dick

an uncircumsized penis with a yeast infection.

he's got cheese dick.

by dick April 13, 2004

Cheese Dick

getting hot nacho cheese put on you dick and having a girl suck it off

this one time Ben (Cheese Dick) was at the movies and there was no one in there and this chick heather (Chedda Momma) dipped his penis in hot nacho cheese and then sucked it off.

by yuechen wang February 11, 2008

cheese dick

one who has a pus discharge from his penis, a std!

if you keep f**king the hooker you might get cheese dick

by g3rd January 9, 2005

cheese dick

someone who passes on a joint/bowl/pipe/etc.

"Can you believe Consuelo passed on that chronic? What a cheese dick."

by Roger Rabbit 420 April 19, 2008

cheese dick

sage loves joey more

x's infinity
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i winnn cheese dick :PP

by sagelovesyou November 15, 2009