Cheesewank

Like a normal wank but spreadable cheese is smeared all over the penis before masturbation takes place.

Hairy Johnny Naye was horny after seeing Noddy bend over at work so he decided to have a cheesewank when he went home.

by Pervy P April 28, 2009

Cheeseman

A disparaging epithet for males. Lame; annoying; asshole-ish; flakey; unreliable; mean; petty; shitty.

Danny? Yeah. He’s a cheeseman. I can’t stand that guy.

by Bedalbany September 22, 2018

cheeseman james

A man with Star Wars on the mind.

That Cheeseman James just spent his whole paycheck on SW figurines.

by BIGGERthenYOU August 24, 2017

Cheeseman

It’s means you have a lack of self worth basically a pussy

Ay yo look at that cheeseman running scared

by Sanjozu March 3, 2021

Cheeseman

Dumb

Stop being cheeseman

by Hamza the genius July 5, 2021

Cheesewank

When you’ve been eating Cheetos all night and your fingers are covered in Cheetos dust, and then you fancy a tug, resulting in turning your dick orange.

“You hear about Myles? He went to emerge last night. Thought his dick was infected. Turns out he he had a cheesewank earlier that evening and just forgot about it.”

by thatsjustbeefy August 15, 2022

Maxwell Cheeseman

A guy who needs to sit down and eat his beans

Maxwell cheeseman likes the taste of his homies

by Benjama August 16, 2021