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by Choonik Kwon January 1, 2004
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chapstick lesbian

A lesbian that's close to the center, maybe slightly on the femme side, of the femme-butch spectrum. A lesbian on the butch side of center, might be more accurately considered a soft butch.

A very typical look is shoulder-length hair with a mens-fit tshirt, jeans, and Timbs/Doc Martens/Vans. They might wear no makeup at all or they might do some combination of foundation/mascara/concealer. They wouldn't usually do a full eyeshadow/eyeliner/falsh lashes/lipstick situation. Alternatively, chapsticks might lean towards athletic clothing like sports bras, basketball shorts, and muscle tanks. Formally, they might wear a suit jacket over a more feminine shirt or a women's fit button up rather than a suit or a dress. Other typical chapstick clothing items include looser-fit jean jackets, leather jackets, flannels, collared shirts, beanies, and baseball caps worn forwards or backwards. To see a variety of chapstick looks I would search up King Princess, Amy Ordman, Samira Wiley, Gaby Dunn (who is actually bi, not a lesbian), Ashley Perez (I believe she identifies as queer), Ava Palazzolo, Breanne Williamson, AmbersCloset, and Ally Hills on instagram (all of whom are really great queer creators/influencers/celebrities to check out if you happen to be looking). Also on TV check out Casey in Atypical (also bi); Yorkie in the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror; and Alex, Nicky, and Poussey in Orange is the New Black.
Friend 1: Hey, do you think I'm butch or femme?
Friend 2: Neither really... I think you're more of a chapstick lesbian.
by anon1358 July 15, 2019
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cheap suitcase

Having to defecate so heinously, that your ass explodes open like an overloaded "cheap suitcase".
Timmy ate the indian buffet for lunch and the persian kebab stand for dinner. When Timmy awoke from his Eastern buffet extravaganza, he sat on the toilet and was launched into the air as his asshole blew open like a cheap suitcase.
by Assbag666 May 27, 2013
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Chapstick Penis

The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.
The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.
by PortersPoppa July 15, 2014
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cheap prick

GM: We should retain the services of the best dman in the NHL, even if it might be expensive.

Owner: No, I don't want to pay for his salary. Blow up the team and trade him away. Push season ticket packages while your at it.

GM: You fucking cheap prick.
by bahbababhaba September 14, 2018
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on the cheap

describing something thats done inexpensively or on a tight budget
when we went on vacation in Europe a few years ago, we did it on the cheap, staying in hostels and biking around wearing our backpacks.
by hipster June 8, 2004
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banged me like a cheap screen door

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.
I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.
by Vanesca April 18, 2012
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