chavinese

The garbled rubbish and text like speak that is often exchanged between chavs and other delinquents.

Kevin-Chav: O ryt b4 I woz lyk propa bangn
Non-Chav: WTF was that? I don't speak chavinese.

by ukchavhater July 6, 2010

Key Chaining

When a married man goes out clubbing or bar hopping with friends and puts his wedding ring on his key chain so he can pretend to be single and have fun. Now this doesn't mean that he is going to cheat on his wife, it just means that it's easier to have fun in a club if you're not dancing by yourself 'cause every woman there can see that you're married.

Guy 1 "Dude, where's your wedding ring?"

Guy 2 " I'm Key Chaining tonight"

by Dracco Hulka February 9, 2010

Male Chauvinist Pig

A male person who thinks women are merely objects to be used for pleasure, esthetic value or labour.

(Male Chauvinist Pig): Go make me a sandwich.

(Woman): Why don't you make yourself a sandwich?

(Male Chauvinist Pig): Because I'm not a fucking woman, am I?

by Governator87 July 16, 2009

chauvinistic pig

(adj)A person who is prejudice in the superiority of one's own gender, group, or kind.

"He's such a chauvinistic pig. I can't believe she's friends with him."

by Josie Muller June 24, 2008

chavindie

Mixture of chav and indie; Chavs who wear white converse and nu rave t shirts and claim to be indie when they only listen to the following bands: razorlight, the kooks. kaiser chiefs and arctic monkeys.

chavindie: yeh mate innit im indie u get me?
indie: oh yeah do you like radiohead?
chavindie: who iz dat man? me like razorlight and da arctic monkeys innit?
indie: stupid chavindie (slaps round head)

by fastforward February 22, 2008

chainie

someone who chain smokes

"oi helen bra, wanna go for another one?"
"beth you bloody chainie...okay"

by imagunnakissyou May 17, 2007

chaining

Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube after you look something up until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.

As a verb: to chain

"I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory."

John: Did you get that report done?
Steve: Nope, I wasted the whole night chaining on Wikipedia.

by Xeno the Blind April 19, 2008