Charlton Athletic

A great football club, based in South East London, formed in 1905. Who play at the Valley. Nicknamed the Addicks.

Former great players include Clive Mendonca, Mark Kinsella, Richard Rufus, Derek Hales, Rob Lee and Sam Bartram.
The club has had two great managers Jimmy Seed and Alan Curbishley.
Famous for winning the greatest ever game at Wembley, Charlton 4-4 Sunderland (Charlton won 7-6 on penalties).

Enemies- who should be destroyed.
crystal palace
millwall

My god they are great ___ they are just like Charlton.

by ValleyFloydJames September 8, 2005

carlson douchebag

Very common phrase at the University of Minnesota. Refers to anyone studying at the Carlson School of Management. On campus, Douchebag and Carlson are basically synonymous. It is presumed that every Carlson student is a douchebag, so the few who are not must be identified specifically as "not a douchebag" by someone in CLA to be accepted by anyone cool on campus.

CLA Girl: "Hey what's your major?"
Carlson Douchebag: "International Supplier Relations and Human Resources Management"
CLA Girl: "Oh... I have to go..."

CLA Girl: "I met a cute guy, but turns out he goes to Carlson"
CLA Guy: "Douchebag."

by Chillax March 7, 2014

Tucker Carlson

Masturbate to ejaculation and then bite at the come like a dog on a garden hose.. While dressed in clothes your mother picked out

Greg's won't be at church today, his dad caught him doing a Tucker Carlson and joined in..

by Brian Dillweed September 1, 2011

Tucker Carlson

He got pwned,
Haven't seen him since.

Crossfire is now gone, thank god.

by MaxPowers April 19, 2005

Tucker Carlson

Conservative pundit (with libertarian leanings) who used to co-host Crossfire. Now appearing on Dancing With The Stars or some other lame reality T.V. show. Used to wear bow ties. Compared Canada to "a retarded cousin" when he himself LOOKS like the retarded cousin.

Tucker Carlson: Canada is like my retarded cousin.
Canada: Yeah, but you look like the retarded cousin. Fuck off, you dancing fool.

by Marshall Rousso October 18, 2006

Tucker Carlson

Bowtie wearing pussy who used to appear on "Crossfire" representing the conservative viewpoint until Jon Stewart made him his bitch on "The Daily Show".

Tucker Carlson now has a show on MSNBC that hardly anyone watches.

by Samurai Sam September 30, 2006

Tucker Carlson

Used to be on Crossfire.
Now on "The Situation with Tucker Carlson" on MSNBC.
He's the guy with the bow-tie.
Has problems with public breast-feeding.

"Dude, that bow-tie!"
"I know, Tucker Carlson, man."

by shorelines September 14, 2005