Satan's Chariot

He penetrates her vagina while she has her period and then finishes in her back door. She rides his red chariot to completion.

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by Budder cup June 5, 2013

coon chariot

A vehicle used by abo's to get from their dilapidated government housing to the nearest servo so they can attempt to steal some petrol to chrome on. Usually takes the form of an old Ford Falcon or equally worthless car. Coon chariots often have many home made attachments which are thort to add value to a already worthless piece of shit.

White man 1: Oi u see those abos overe there. Prolly looking for some young kids to rape in the back of their coon chariot.
White man 2: Nah mate its friday, they are on the way to the dole office then onto the bottolo to get some abo's handbags.
White man 1: Why dont u fuck off back to your humpy ya fuckin coon.
Abo: Fuck you brada, ima go chrome on petrol while my father rapes my daughter.

by bazzaa August 6, 2007

Apollo's Chariot

The sexual act in which a man pours gasoline on his penis, lights it on fire, and proceeds to have intercourse with a man or woman. It is extremely painful and may lead to severe injury or death if done incorrectly (or correctly).

Matt got severe third-degree burns after riding Kevin's Apollo's chariot.

by John Fremont June 21, 2007

wanking chariot

The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.

c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

Chav Chariot

(UK) One of those stupid little cars with huge exhaust pipes and a travelling disco in the car. Usually a Vauxhall Corsa.

Look at Darren in his Chav Chariot! With the lowered suspension and the pumping Bose sound system he cuts rather a dashing figure.

by Tony221268 March 7, 2007

peoples chariot

the peoples chariot is just another name for the bus!

"the peoples chariot is never on time"

by Nigel May 21, 2004

flesh chariot

Having doggie style sex (anal or vaginal), whilst whipping the female partner, with her own pigtails.

I pulled a flesh chariot on Pipi Longstockings.

by Travis Mantooth Fosdick February 19, 2007