cankles

Where you can't tell where the calf fat ends and the ankle fat begins. Who knows? That's the fun.

Bill Clinton likes himself a good pair of cankles. He judged the Miss Cankle USA contest.

by The Fifth Floor May 5, 2009

Chunkles

This is a big fat, hobo resembling, beared person that turns up at your house and then refuses to leave until it is past midnight.

"Chunkles, please vacate my crib, it's 11:52."
"8 minutes yet."

by Stev III June 19, 2006

cranky cankles

Shin splits or any other leg pain on a fatty.

I've been climbing stairs to drop a few hundred pounds. My cranky cankles are killing me from all the workouts!

by UUUUUU April 18, 2009

Chankies

Another way to say "thank you"

Like saying "thankies" only chankier.

awwh! Chankies!

by Drewproject86 November 17, 2010

cankles

the seamless blend of calf into ankle. accomplished by inflammation, obesity, athleticism or a combinaiton of the three. the affected leg takes on the shape of a summer sausage with a human foot at the end. there is no defintion of the calf because it is obscured most often by fat which spills down over the ankle, hiding it, and causing a cankle to form.

im glad maggie doesn't have cankles anymore, although now im the only one left in the cankle support group

by ChipK September 5, 2005

Cankles

When your so fat, instead of having an ankle, you feet go straight up to your calves

Fuck those cankles are huge!

by Hmgkjfukgfkh April 5, 2015

Coffee Cankles

To see Cankles soo big, they resemble coffee cans. They also may be so big they look painful to carry around. Or they may be so big they resemble ass cheeks from the Coffee Cankles up.

EX: "Damn! Look at those Cankles." your friend or coworker say's and you say "No, I think those look more like Coffee Cankles."

by Bullfrog,Iowa April 30, 2010