The Channel Surfer

When a woman is giving a guy head and her cooter is by his face and she say " I dont care what it is shove it in me " so the guy reaches over and grabs the remote control and quickly shoves it in her love hole , so as to not bring her attention to what it was that was just used to plesure her.

My girlfriend was giving me great head so i performed a new move i learned from my ex called The Channel Surfer.

by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009

Disney Channel Sitcom

See shit.

My baby just made his first Disney Channel Sitcom in the toilet!

by W.C. the Producer July 23, 2014

Women in Crisis Channel (see lifetime TV)

The cable tv channel marketed to women showing one insipid movie after another about a woman who finds herself in a compromising or dangerous situation that she barely escapes, and could have avoided altogether had she just used her head.

Hey, lets watch some washed up sitcom actresses on the Women in Crisis Channel!

by Noel S December 3, 2003

channel swimmer

One who injects Heroin, etc.

"William is a channel swimmer."

by junkyman420 March 13, 2004

chael sonnen

1. Very great or remarkable.
2. A contact sport that allows a wide range of fighting techniques including striking, kicking, and grappling

Ron Paul is a Chael Sonnen politician
Sakuraba has competed in Chael Sonnen for many years and is consider a Chael Sonnen competitor by most people.

by footgod February 29, 2012

Discovery Channel Song

Definitely NOT the song The Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang.

The REAL Discovery Channel Song:
I Love big bridges.
I love arachnids
I love to go FAST
I love the giant squids
I love the whole world, It's such a Brilliant place.
Boomdiata, Boomdiata, Boomdiata, BOOMDIATA!

by vVJoeMommaVv March 16, 2009

channel surfer

Someone whose interests are always changing or who never sees an endeavour through to the end; a capricious individual.

"That channel surfer's skateboard has been gathering dust in his garage ever since he started doing karate."

by Encantadoro August 3, 2006