A very small chance of success, often expressed as "You've got two chances, mate. Buckley's and none." Alternatively contracted to "You've got Buckley's."
Derived from the life of William Buckley, an English soldier convicted of theft circa 1803 and sentenced to transportation to Port Phillip, (present-day Melbourne, in Australia). Buckley escaped and set off for Sydney. He was adopted by the Walthaurung Aborigines and arrived in Sydney in 1835, 32 years later.
Derived from the life of William Buckley, an English soldier convicted of theft circa 1803 and sentenced to transportation to Port Phillip, (present-day Melbourne, in Australia). Buckley escaped and set off for Sydney. He was adopted by the Walthaurung Aborigines and arrived in Sydney in 1835, 32 years later.
Hey Wozza ya reckon Kyles would go for me?
No fuckin' way, Bluey, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
But I got the horn for her!
Put ya old feller away, dingbat. You've got Buckley's chance.
No fuckin' way, Bluey, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
But I got the horn for her!
Put ya old feller away, dingbat. You've got Buckley's chance.
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Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
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1. Hispanic word for a cheap sandal or flip-flops; also known as chancla. Often found under the bed.
2. Often used as disciplinary tool to correct lamentable behavior.
May be used as a adjective (chancletero/chancletera-one who wears cheap sandals/flip flops; also used as verb (chanclaso-severe beating with a chancleta/chancla)
2. Often used as disciplinary tool to correct lamentable behavior.
May be used as a adjective (chancletero/chancletera-one who wears cheap sandals/flip flops; also used as verb (chanclaso-severe beating with a chancleta/chancla)
1. "Yo, why are you wearing socks with chancletas?"
"Get my chancletas, I'm going out"
"Have you seen my chancleta, I seem to have misplaced it"
2. "You better clean that room before you get a chancleta in the face!"
3. "Why is your thigh red?
It got in the way of a chancleta."
4. "I hear that chancletero coming down the hall"
5. "I came home late last night and got the chanclaso of my life!"
"Get my chancletas, I'm going out"
"Have you seen my chancleta, I seem to have misplaced it"
2. "You better clean that room before you get a chancleta in the face!"
3. "Why is your thigh red?
It got in the way of a chancleta."
4. "I hear that chancletero coming down the hall"
5. "I came home late last night and got the chanclaso of my life!"
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