Clumpkin

Receiving a blow job whilst undergoing a colonic.

Aron lay in a state of physical confusion while the nurse performed a clumpkin

by Slenis February 28, 2009

Chumpkins

A combination of a munchkin and a chump. One who always says "I will do it later". They contribute nothing to society. They are often seen lounging on a couch or bean bag with a bag of Cheetos. His goal in life is to drop out of school and smoke pot all day, although this is just a "threat" as he is too much of a pussy to actually do it. He also has his own language called "chumpkinese" which may sound similar to jibberish. Think "Don Vito"esqe.

Beware of the Chumpkins

by Scrotal July 27, 2010

Chumpkin

a fat chick

"Dude did you see those fucking chumpkins in the food court?!"

"yeah, what about them?"

"I'd love to harpoon one of those wales" ;)

by BlueJuice October 31, 2011

CHUMPKIN

It's what you call a fat dwarf with big tits; usually called Lee

"look at that chumpkin"

by Xew May 14, 2015

Chumpkin

When a male masturbates while sitting on the toilet defecating.

This word combines the word chump with the word blumpkin.

"What is taking him so long in the bathroom?"

"He is probably giving himself a chumpkin again!"

by E.S.Shveltzy July 24, 2015

Clumpkin

To discharge a anal area, for lack of better words come in your ass!

Guess what I just had a clumpkin! Are you jelly???

by Hefë February 5, 2021

Big Chumpkin

Having somebody eat your ass while you are taking a piss.

Was at the family change room ripping a whiz, when Sweaty Rhonda give me a Big Chumpkin

by Jay-Are Goliath December 13, 2024