Cesar

A horse ass nigga who fucks his cousin

"What are you, a Cesar? Horse ass nigga"

by WeebJane May 5, 2018

Cesar

The most controlling and manipulative thing you can be. He is usually a fantastic liar with a bad beard. He is unable to grow the balls and ask a girl out. He is a bona fide cunt. When texting, his usual response is "I don't know". He is a fake comic book fanatic and always gets his facts wrong.

Cesar: I dont know if I can come to the movies!
Josh: Stop being a Cesar!

by Charlotte Arlow Barlow June 24, 2011

Cesar

Nigga with the longest dick in the crew who’s best pick up line is “Chop Me Up” and works every single time. Also referred as a Legend in the ranks of pimps.

Shit his name must be Cesar cause he got a long ass dick.

by KaylaP143 November 23, 2018

Cesar

Cesar is a fucking bitch ass boy. Disloyal and disrespectful of everyone. If you meet a Cesar, STAY THE FUCK AWAY!! Never trust a Cesar. He is manipulative and uncaring. Although it doesn't seem like it in the beginning he will ruin your life.

I talked to Cesar today. Biggest mistake of my life bro.

by speakingfacts.fr June 10, 2020

Cesar

A person who is a bit queerish and that can be total asshole. He sucks at tennis and licks my balls for a living.

Oh man, I don't want to hang out with that guy! He is a total Cesar!

by JRTee Man June 12, 2013

Cesar

a fat person who eats alot and plays black ops all the time and his dad beats him in the shower

That dude is so cesar .
Hey are yu Cesar?

by shaplapo April 27, 2011

Cesar

A smug arrogant prick who impregnates his underage girlfriend and then has to give up his Ivy League beaner scholarship to come back home and get a job he isn't qualified for at the company his beaner-baby-momma's father works at.

Man, Cesar really screwed up when he got that chick knocked up, but it will be ok because soon he will be the boss of all these people that hate him at his new job.

by Servilius Casca November 4, 2012