at your cervix

'at your service' in words of Pierce Hawthorne, TV Series Community character, thinking he's answering a lady.
Yep, he is such a charming old chap.

(cervix)

gay guy: "Excuse me, are you Pierce Hawthorne of Hawthorne Wipes?"
Pierce: "*At your cervix!* Oh sorry, I thought you are a lady. ...you can use that cervix line if you want."

by kickup_thefire November 5, 2011

kiss my cervix

When the tip of a dick touches your cerxix.

“He did kiss my cervix last night!”

“doesn’t that hurt?”
“yes but it feels amazing with the person you love.”

by jjbbon January 31, 2021

hitting the cervix

When writers of a tv show or movie shove too much storyline into one season. Putting in more than be taken, causing pain and confusion, making it more and more difficult too enjoy.

“Man season two of Outer Banks was kinda hitting the cervix near the last couple episodes”

by Squirrelnuts420 August 12, 2021

Tilted Cervix

A Crooked cunt; also known as a tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This will result in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.

"Dude, I was hitting it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something like a tilted cervix."

by schonstraws October 23, 2012

pound the cervix

To incert ones penis so deep in a woman that her cervix is getting a pounded repeatedly.

Ed entered a crowed bar he walked up to Dani, a ver sexy redhead. "Would you like me to pound the cervix?" Sweeping her off her feet she followed huim to the alleynout back where he removed her cloths then drove his penis in so deep that her cervix was pounded repeatedly. Then Ed simply pulled his pants up winked at Dani then walked away. She lay against the dumpster breathless and extremely satisfied.

by Palmin Edani June 24, 2018

pain in the cervix

1)when a guy is fuckin a girl really hard with a long dick
2)saying that someone is annoying

1)"oh my gosh, your penis was so long it gave me a pain in the cervix"
2)"why do you have to be such a pain in the cervix"

by [e-mail] January 31, 2008

Bruised Cervix

An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."

Crhis had a Bruised Cervix when Amanda said she wasn't into him

by Moofia Mob May 23, 2012