dirt cert

Meaning most definately.

Sam was Dirt Cert that she'd win the audition

by Joey May 13, 2005

Penny Dead Cert

When a bet is placed and is almost certain to be a winner

The Lakers have been on fire recently, 100 bucks on a win is a penny dead cert

Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert

by IghaloMoney May 19, 2020

Pack O Certs

Someone who's cock is so small, you don't know whether its "in" or not..

"we were going at it the other night, and I did'nt even know if he was IN or not!!! What a Pack O Certs!"

by iloveus April 24, 2009

junior cert week

the time where the summers kicks into full gear in Ireland where the 3rd and 6th years do exams for a few days while everyone else gets to enjoy the heat.

"cant wait for the junior cert week Mary. its gonna be a scorcher"
" ah Jaysus Aisling i'm after lighting a candle to wish my little micheál hes doing his exams this week"

by alibabaintheleaba June 7, 2022

A n P Cert

When a guy hits the Ass and Pussy on a Girl!!! We say he got his A&P Cert!! From the Aircraft Maintenance A&P Certificate!!! Qualified, yeah!!

"Tod got his A n P Cert from the girl last nite!!""

by Elephanttusk October 7, 2007

CERT

Class Exclusionary Radical Transgender

While they do look fabulous that CERT is a rich neo-liberal.

by BobJenkins51 May 11, 2021

Certful

Someone described as being Certful is someone who is very might handsome and skillful at everything they do, they might also be considered the marshal demon at some points.

Oh my word, this mandem is very certful indeed!

by The Sexy Af fucking god January 11, 2024