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cerebral flatulence

Another expression for "brain fart", perhaps utilized sarcastically, or in an attempt to demonstrate academic prowess, or maybe with legitimacy when geeky types express themselves.
Michael Bolton: You know those two efficiency experts the company hired to lay off the employees? During my interview with them, I couldn't remember either one of their names, and they're both named "Bob"! With that kind of cerebral flatulence, they're going to fire me for sure!

Samir: Perhaps of greater concern than a "brain fart" is that you never do any work. All you ever do in your cubicle is play computer games when you think no one is looking. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to my TPS Report.
by Marko Pavlo January 13, 2010
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cerebrality

Intelligence; the state at which one's cerebral faculties function.
That professor has quite high cerebrality.
by Whoa-ho-ho-ho! September 13, 2006
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cerebral hemorrhage

Noun.
1. Severe bleeding of the brain.
2. Severe bleeding of the brain caused by exposure of a person of average intelligence(the victim) to a case of extreme mental ineptitude, such as that which would be demonstrated by a damned idiot.
3. Something that would cause such effects.
4. A term used to describe extreme annoyance at stupidity.
1.
After the blood vessels in his brain were ruptured, the man died from cerebral hemorrhage.

2.
Person A: Did you know that, statistically, women make significantly less money than men?
Person B: Oh my God, stop being sexist!
Person A: *passes out*
Person A(after regaining conciousness): Holy Shit, that was the worst bout of cerebral hemorrhage I've had in years.

3.
That movie was cerebral hemorrhage.

4.
Moronic comments give me cerebral hemorrhage.
by LivingHell October 24, 2004
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Hyper Cerebral Electrosis

This is a condition, which is considered to be mythological to some. The condition causes the brain, along with the rest of the head, to explode. This is caused by concentrating. This condition is often referred to as H.C.E., and often leaves the audience of an H.C.E. attack under suspicion of murder.
Gerald and Larry were poking cow patties when Gerald mentioned the time-space continuum. Shortly after, Larry's head exploded due to his acute Hyper Cerebral Electrosis, and Gerald was left as the prime suspect for his murder.
by Swarticus Prime November 17, 2009
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Cerebral Poison

1: A brain corrupting plauge that infects the mind and steals all reality.
2:A death metal band (the best in the world) from up north of england.
1: Wow, did you hear the new 'Cerebral Poison' song.
2:'Cerebral Poison' RULE!!!!!
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Cerebral Palmsy

When the person giving you a handjob with involuntary jerking motions that make no sense.
That chick gave me a Cerebral Palmsy last night.
by WarEagle1977 September 4, 2018
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Chemical Cerebral Defibrillation

Getting so drunk it re-sets your brain.
"I need to get shit-faced drunk." "You mean a chemical cerebral defibrillation?"
by Stace138 June 24, 2012
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