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hydro-ceramic engineer

A highly skilled professional whose job is to remove edible matter from circular ceramic structures using the science of water pressure.
I just landed a job at Shennanigans as a hydro-ceramic engineer!
by MrFoxx March 29, 2023
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King Double Ceramic Knives

King Double Ceramic Knives! Knives of the world! The go near ceramic knives, a never rust, color and changed. Healthy and environmental product. Then keep original taste and color of food. When cutting vegetables, fruit, or meat. This is a 7-inch black mirror blade ceramic knife, beautiful and sharp. Hold ceramic still, shaaa, and the surface advantages for mobbing kitchen brooms. Look! You can cut 500 pieces of paper with it completely just for once. Our eyes will be stimulated when we use stew knives to cut onion, even will be tearful. Look! I'm okay, even when I put an onion on my eye now. So, ceramic knives all some advantages while stew knives didn't hon. If you use a blunt knife to cut ginger, the ginger chips will not be very smooth. Whether is to cut ginger's chips or small slices very easy and flexible. For beef, only food or likely, you can get ever each out of thing beef son. Look, this is a wood. I use my ceramic knife just like to cut a potato. Look at the slices! It will be very convenient if you have a ceramic knife and home. Multi-functional and non-magnetic. Look, the pieces are so thin. Good too for business dinner vegetables carving. People always afraid that ceramic knives can not be fooled, but King Double Ceramic Knives will not be damaged so easy. Don't worry for your carelessness. A matter you fall out sideways or vertically it will be okay still nothing damaged. Dear friends, Ceramic Knives will make your life better. Enjoy your life. Thank you.
I could not enjoy my life until I got some King Double Ceramic Knives. Now my life is made better!
by wifiroutermoneromining December 4, 2022
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Ceramic 239

Neomix of ceramic and silica and aluminum into any cartridge shell containing any smokeless powder mixed with a chip off the safety cap off a police boot into a .40s&w with a oxidizer like oxyclean.

Every cop carries a nuclear detonation device with 48 cock pops
by Cody5050 December 20, 2022
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ceramic

Adjective:
1. hard-headed nonsense concerning history as it pertains to present events
2. a person that holds opinion on sensitive subjects without regard to reality
3. someone that believes they can speak about things they've had no supportive experience with, (i.e. race and race relations)

unaware airhead ridiculousfrivolous scatterbrained thoughtless mindless
He's trying to deal with it but he's so white he's ceramic!
by WillfulMystic June 20, 2020
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Ceramic Bust

(noun) ser-ramic-bust

Is the best way to display that one is filthy rich and/or a flithy rich asshole. It shows that one is conceited, selfish, pompous, and an asshole. It adds sophistication and joy to any room or setting. Having a Ceramic bust implies that one MAY be rich, but not necessarily.
When I walked into the construction company I immedialtely felt I was in the midst of illiterates, but I changed my mind when I saw the Ceramic Bust of Archimedes.
by Bustanutterbutter12 November 27, 2011
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fierce as ceramics

Expression used to describe something more dangerous than a shark . Gained popularity after the realization that - unlike a ceramic bowl - a shark can't be used to kill (more specifically squish ) a bug .
When Ted refused to pay the hooker she became fierce as ceramics.
by michellenya October 4, 2011
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Ceramic samurai

'Oohing' and 'aahing' when doing a spicy poo.
Man that curry we had last night was hot, I was a ceramic samurai this morning.
by Shuaman November 20, 2018
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