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Noah Centineo

locals can't get enough of him. he's the Leonardo DiCaprio of gen-z straight girls. locals republish him to their vsco collection or instagram story with shocking frequency.
local #1: HAVE YOU SEEN NOAH CENTINEO'S NEW INSTAGRAM POST
local #2: OH MY GODDD AHH HE'S SOOO HOT I LITERALLY CAN'T HANDLE IT AHHH
local #1: i watched 'to all the boys i've loved before' in class today

local #2: OMGG SOOOOO JEALOUS! ITS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE MOVIE EVERRR!!!!
by momsagainstlocals December 16, 2018
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human centipede

Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. In most cases knee caps are broken to simulate proper centipede moving mechanisms.
Man last night sucked I got stuck as the caboose in our human centipede.
by swiss beets April 30, 2010
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Centineo

The type of guy that you’re head over heels for, but maybe isn’t so head over heels for you. Most likely ends up breaking your heart.
Girl 1: I don’t think I ever want to be with anyone else again, I loved him and it hurts so bad!
Girl 2: Dang was he a Centineo?
by cocklista September 13, 2018
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Human Centipede

A sex position where three people kneel on the ground in a line and give each mouth-to-anal stimulation. Hence making a position that resembles the human centipiede movie characters.
Dude 1: I wanna eat his ass so good.
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.

Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!
by MikeyZbitch October 19, 2012
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Human Centipede Style

A sexual position where 3 or more gay men engage in a line of but sex. where instead of the head going in the butt its your little mans head going up the butt.
they had a pretty intense orgy, i think they did it Human Centipede Style
by mrbobcheese June 13, 2016
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Human Centipede

How to get annoying people to shut up.
Sarah: God, those girls need to STFU
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen
by Masolina October 21, 2010
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centipede twister

A sex position in which two assholes of two different people join together in order to shit against each other ending in an explosive shit storm.
Hey honey? Would you wanna try a centipede twister in bed later tonight? Make sure you don’t shit too hard against my asshole, okay?
by HarryWeinerandfartjuice July 3, 2021
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