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Celebrate

The act of preserving a memory with a enjoyable activity; fulfilling and complying with a social, legal, ethical, religious or spiritual obligation. Actions that are intended to show appreciation, gratitude and admiration to said tradition/memory.
The LORD's Sabbath's, New Moon and High Holy Days are worthy of celebration. (Celebrate)
by Onias Ben israel July 25, 2019
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Celebate

v.
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To masturbate in a celebratory fashion.
Home alone, and after winning the lottery, Daniel chose to celebate in front of the mirror.
by mmxjcl September 11, 2013
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Celebate

Failure to abstain from sex after a vow of celibacy. Pioneered by celebrities who announce celibacy, and then proceed to break this vow soon after.
Person 1: "What happened to Paris Hilton's 1 year without sex?"

Person 2: "She went celebate"

Person 1: "Fair enough"
by sarahh=) November 15, 2009
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Lets celebrate this weekend (Lets drink this weekend and indulge in debauchery and belligerence).
by AJ February 22, 2005
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When I came in first in the race, I went home and celebated.
by gee clam May 10, 2009
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Act of celebrating by masterbating!
I celebated after finals on Wednesday!
by Captain Spence123 January 5, 2008
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Celebrate Morning Mass

Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."
"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"

"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"

"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"
by bearbax May 29, 2009
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