cattell

Cattell a blonde bogan who's front wheels spin faster then the rear wheels.

That mazda 3 is doing burnouts, he is such a cattell.

by Hanziee December 14, 2008

Fork cartel

The fork cartel is a dangerous mob gang that has long been trying to force us to use dangerous forks when we eat our watermelons.

Bob: i almost used used a fork to eat water melon.

Tom Willot: DAAAAAAAMMMMNNNN YOU FORK CARTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BKsav November 16, 2012

Cartel del Moha

The most powerful cartel north of the Rio Grande.

Viva el patron don moha puro cartel del Moha. He got the vein going down the tip.

by Lamoncadagto October 5, 2021

Gulf Cartel

The Gulf Cartel is one of the oldest and most powerful of Mexico’s criminal groups but has lost territory and influence in recent years to its rivals, including its former enforcer wing, the Zetas.

The Gulf Cartel is one of Mexico’s most storied, wealthy and established operations. Working with Colombian suppliers, this group moves drugs north from its stronghold in Tamaulipas, and is known to outsource other activities, especially those related to human trafficking, to local “enforcer” gangs. Its one-time boss, Osiel Cárdenas Guillén, was considered the country’s most powerful underworld leader at one point, and its enforcers, the Zetas, Mexico’s most feared gang.

by Dancing with Fire July 9, 2011

Juárez Cartel

The Juárez Cartel is responsible for smuggling tons of narcotics from Mexico into the United States throughout its long and turbulent history, and the group’s intense rivalry with the Sinaloa Cartel helped turn Juárez into one of the most violent places in the world.

Despite recent news reports, the Juárez Cartel remains one of the most powerful criminal organizations in Mexico and the region. Small cells carry out different types of operations ranging from transportation and distribution of drugs; gangs, mostly in the north, act as the enforcement wing and are involved in human trafficking and kidnapping operations.

by Dancing with Fire July 9, 2011

Pulling a Mexican cartel

When you kidnap the most ghetto thug from America to Mexico and hold him hostage for 2 years straight for no reason and give him a bogus ass spic punishment for no reason and then take credit for all the dead bodies he left behind in Mexico after his visit because you feared Mexico's reputation of how many dead spics were left cuz it made you look retarded and made it look like you had no idea what you were doing.

person 1: OH GOD LOOK AT ALL OUR PPL! THEYRE DEAD! We shouldnt have fucked with that ghetto ass American!

Person2: Oh shit now everybody knows how weak we really are.

Person 1: Not if we take credit for it.

Me: Thats what I call pulling a Mexican cartel.

El chapo: I agree, us mexican spics are the weakest race :( .

by The ONLY devil 😈 December 6, 2021

Castelluccio

Castelluccio - Noun - Singular - Gnome of Italian descent. Mean and highly irritable. Often found residing in the garden, drop-kicking it's enemies.

Wow, look at that little monster! That must be a Castelluccio

by Castelluccio July 11, 2011