Cave Dwelling

The act of inserting your penis in to a woman's mouth, without the girl performing any type of sucking or blowing. Simply sitting there with a penis lodged in her oral cavity, keeping it there for extended periods of time (e.g. 20 minutes to an hour). Usually an act performed by those of the Mormon (LDS) religion, since some asshole made a rule that they can't have any sort of sexual fun before marriage.

Dave told me he went cave dwelling with Kim for like 45 minutes last night.

Yeah, he gave her a fat grizzly bear when he finished...

by poonslayer6969 October 9, 2011

underwater cave diving

The simultaneous act of carefully performing a hand stand while giving analingus.

I heard that girl Jaquanda will do anything in the sack. That dude Rodney from down the street said he went underwater cave diving last night!

by 1628Rex January 30, 2009

cave docking

The act of pooping into another person's butthole

While I was having sex with my girlfriend I had a sudden urge to deficate. I pulled my penis out of her vagina, made her do a handstand, and began cave docking her.

by sknot March 5, 2007

one eyed cave dweller

another fun name for a penis!

Better put a raincoat on that one eyed cave dweller if your going home with that creepy girl, you wouldn't want to catch the clap!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

cave descent

The cave descent is a penetrative sexual act created by a guy henceforth known as the "Freddybater". It is most often performed by a man on a woman allthough various permetations are certainly possible (allthough it is strictly only a cave descent if the partner to be pentetrated is female, if the penetrated partner is, in fact, male or even a female wanting it up the anus then the act is officially known as potholing as specified by the "Freddybater") In a cave descent (or whilst pot holing) plastic figurines, most often toy soldiers, are inserted into the receptical orifice (be it anus or vagina) and are then removed by use of strings attached to the figurines. This practice is similar to downslope climbers who climb down into deep caverns (in this case the receptical orifice) and are then winched out on large ropes. This lends the sexual act it's name and provided the inspiration to the Freddybater. Parties interested in bizare sexual activities may like to also see oil rig rescue a sexual game for 5 people, potholing and scat.

M: "hey baby wanna' come back to mine for a cave descent"

F: "A cave descent? Whats that?"

M: "It's when i spread your legs and insert toy soldiers in your cunt - then get them out using only a piece of string."

F: "Ooh! I can't wait baby! Can we use an action man because I'm kinda loose?"

M: "Sure baby!"

by FriendOfFreddybater August 26, 2005

Cave Donkey

N: A woman usually infected with the growth of a penis. Usually this penis is embedded within the vagina, thus providing eternal sexual satisfaction. Also, see Horse Woman.

Native to America, the common Cave Donkey will usually come out at night in search of food or drink. Do not go near a Cave Donkey, they will often times confuse you for beer or maybe even a vibrator.

Info: The common Cave Donkey usually stands between 5'6" and 8'4". They may weigh anywhere between 95 to 350 lbs.
-Commonly seen on side streets or dark alleyways. Or anywhere in New York and Chicago.

Yo, she's totally a Cave Donkey.

Dude, you gonna go ask that Cave Donkey to dance?
Nah, I'd rather get punched in the ass by Rambo.

That Cave Donkey is shitting on my newspaper!

Tell Toby Kieth to keep his Cave Donkey in line!

by Drimicus September 28, 2008

cave diving

cave diving generally means to fuck but specifically means to fuck a bucket minge

gary:id love to go cave diving in that bitch

by synyster666 January 16, 2009