humble cauldron

A fucking joke fam

I feel like a humble cauldron

by Jimmyballs101 August 28, 2017

Turkish Cauldron

When a guy puts both his penis AND testicles into a girl's mouth simultaneously.

That girl's mouth is so big she definitely has Turkish Cauldron potential.

by The Showstopper on your mom May 21, 2009

Hot cauldron

A hot cauldron is when a women (voluntarily) let's multiple men cum in her mouth as she gargles and swallows it.

Did you see lisa yesterday, I heard she was a hot cauldron for the party.

by Lé Quack December 30, 2019

the cauldron

To place your testicles into the mouth of a female with a carbonated beverage in her mouth; preferably sprite, because the lack of caffeine makes it feel super good; while the gal in question gargles the beverage, surrounding the testicles

"yo did u cook in the cauldron with ariel?"
"yea man, i soo did that right after i gave her a ride on the Alaskan pipeline"

by efiki December 12, 2007

Dutch Cauldron

When you take a shit, then immediately shower in the same bathroom, boiling the stench.

I didn't think I had to shit till I got to the bathroom to take a shower, so I had to make a Dutch Cauldron.

by DrErikG October 25, 2010

waldron's cauldron

Having vomited into another person's anus then s/he farts to make it look like a boiling stew.

Damn, baby, that is one fine waldron's cauldron.

by TheReverend December 31, 2013

The Witch's Cauldron

When a woman expels air from her vagina with such force that bubbles are produced in and around the entrance.

"Mate, I was giving head to this girl after doing her from behind only to be greeted with a witch's cauldron."

"Man, this girl queefed so loudly, I bet she produced the witch's cauldron."

"I would love to add some milk of man to HER witch's cauldron."

by beefdiaries March 5, 2014