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Caucasian

'Caucasian' actually refers to a person from the Caucasus Mountains. This is a very ethnically diverse regions, which includes Turkic groups, Armenians and Kurds, as well as endogenous Caucasians like Circassians & Georgians. So its kinda silly to generalize a Caucasian race!

In the 1800's, craniology was used to define racial groups. The archetypal skull for the 'white race' was found in Georgia. Based on this 'scientific' evidence, & some less objective criteria, the German anthropologist Blumenbach used the term ‘Caucasian Race’, to refer to white people, stating, 'I have taken the name of this variety from Mount Caucasus…because its neighborhood…produces the most beautiful race of men.' (Funny that German scientists are always on the looking to prove just how special a race they are. see Aryan)

A broad definition of the term CAN have a practical application, distinguishing a 'white' person (European, MidEastern, North African &some Central/South Asians) from people with distinctly East Asian or African features.

Some use a narrow definition to mean blond&blue eyed (Nordic features, tho not all Nordic ppl are blond) By this defi most Italians, French, Greeks, Turks, are....black? brown?

And the word looses any practical purpose in distinguishing people physically, but retains the greater goal of making Germans feel special.
German to a Circassian:

"Even though your ancestors are from the Caucasus and you have blue eyes and blond hair you're not Caucasian or white" (true story by the way!)

German to an Iranian:

"You're not Aryan you're from Iran...!!!"
by CheckYourselfB4UWreckYourself February 5, 2010
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1- The incorrect term used to label a "white" man or woman. The word Caucasian refers to a person who is from the region of Caucasus, which is in Europe bordering Turkey and Iran. Therefore, I am not a Cauasian being that I am not from Caucasus. I am, in general, European. Also I am not "white" being that I do not blend in with white paint, or white paper. I prefer to think that I have some amount pigmentation in my skin, thank you very much.
A Jamaican man being called African, even though he is Jamaican.

A Mexican woman being called Dominican, even though she is Mexican.

A Peruvian being called Puerto Rican, even though they are Peruvian.

A Palestinian being called Israeli, even though they are Palestinian.

A German being called Caucasian, even though they are German.

THERE IS A DIFFRENCE.

etc, etc, etc.
by Evey_9 November 16, 2006
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Caucasian

Caucasians are only Georgians, Armenians and Azerbaijans, because Caucasia is the place where they live in. It's system of hills.usually they're dark haired and dark eyed people, but because of the russian people who lived there in the past, some of them are blondes, green or blue eyed.
Caucasian
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caucasian

A ridiculous way of saying "white person". Used mostly by Americans.
I am not 'caucasian', I'm white. I hate being called caucasian. You may call me white, or Hungarian, if you wish.
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Caucasian Debris

Caucasian Debris is another form of the word's (white trash) Caucasian meaning white and debris meaning trash.
Caucasian Debris is also a well known metal/funk band from Kansas City Mo
I live in a single wide trailer in a low income area with hand me down clothes so I'm considered caucasian debris compared to the upper class area's
by Dr Love66 November 30, 2010
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Caucasian sex

Caucasian sex Is having plain vanilla sex. Plain vanilla sex is like having a ice-cream sunday without hot fudge, caramel sauce,

whipped cream, strawberries & nuts.

In other words Caucasian sex is having sex and skipping the first 8 steps in the 9 steps of intimacy.

9 STEPS OF INTIMACY:
* 1. Hugging
* 2. Holding Hands
* 3. Closed Mouth Kissing
* 4. Open Mouth Kissing (French kissing or kissing with tongue)
* 5. Caressing/ Touching (Groping over clothes)
* 6. Anytime Clothes Come Off
* 7. Genital Touching (Touching private parts)
* 8. Oral Sex (Anytime someone’s mouth touches another person’s private parts)
* 9. Sexual Intercourse
"This is the first time you brought me flowers...you just do BASIC Caucasian sex...BAM, BAM, done, that's it!" #MarriedAtFirstSight
by 69Love July 25, 2019
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Caucasianaphobic

A mudshark with implants and a CD rack full of Jay-Z and Beyonce.
Since when did Betsy get the phobia?
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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