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Catastrophizing

A psychotherapeutic term for a cognitive distortion where anxiety or depression leads you to infer apocalyptic conclusions from mundane setbacks and anxieties.
Catastrophizing usually comes in a litany of steps that start from a mundane setback all the way to absolute existential hoplessness. For instance:

1. Oh no, I'm going to be late for work.
2. My boss is going to be angry.
3. I'm going to lose my job.
4. I'm not going to be able to get another one.
5. I'm going to be unemployed forever.
6. My family will starve.
7. Oh God, we're all going to die!!!

Each step in the sequence is arguably plausible, but the snowball effect takes it into the realms of absurdity after a while.
by The Logical Fallacy August 19, 2018
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Caius

A really cool person who is so generous and sweet. He’s so funny and will always make you laugh. Plus his dancing is amazing. Never ever let go of a Caius because he is a such a meaningful person and will be there for you no matter what. Watch out for his roasting tho it’s not the best lol
by Cassady December 30, 2018
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Cactus in Anus

Casually inserting a fully grown cactus up your anus.
"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"
by Hycelot July 31, 2016
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catastrophilia

A disorder characterized by a powerful and ongoing addiction to drama and catastrophe.
His secret longing for a devastating nuclear disaster was part of his intense catastrophilia.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 1, 2019
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Catastrofuck

When a hell-hole hits a cataclysm.

This word was coined by Jon Stewart on The Daily Show on October 3, 2006.

Republican senator Linsey Graham's comments from the Daily Show clip:

"If it is seen that our country is trying to define the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of the CIA, why can't every other country redefine the Geneva Convention to meet the needs of their secret police? It would be a disaster."

Jon Stewart's response:

"Yes, a disaster, as opposed to what we have in Iraq now. Uh, what's it called when a hell-hole hits a cataclysm? A, uh... catastrofuck.

(pause)

I just coined that, didn't I?"
Friend 1: Wow, have you heard about the latest shit going on in Iraq?

Friend 2: Yeah. What a catastrofuck.
by Eric D on the MIC September 23, 2008
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Cactus Party

I Joined in on the biggest Cactus party at work yesterday
by titfuck69 April 19, 2009
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sprayed cactus

Pulling out after sex and ejaculating onto a stubble covered vagina
She hasnt shaved in 5 days and it was tearing me up! I just did my thing, sprayed cactus and I was outta there!
by goat71 December 12, 2007
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