Cattywampus

Not lined up evenly on both sides.

Your bedspread is Cattywampus.

by Dr. Cattywampus July 9, 2016

cattywampus

a really cool band that was created in the 1970s to drive annoying people away from the t+c relationship:)

Thomas: I got the whole cattywampus on them
Claire:awww yaaay i love youuu

by fire alarm sprinkler September 6, 2020

Cattywampus

going badly, awkwardly, or in the wrong direction

-Dear me, everything has gone catawampus with me this week.
-This is a market where that mantra "buy, don't rent" has been turned catawampus.
-Chagall's work uses geometric shapes, sharp angles, bold colours and catawampus characters.
-From that moment on in the movie things go cattywampus for the squad.

by pookied-rage December 28, 2023

cattywampus

how the fuck would I know?

"You're being a real cattywampus today, and that might be a good thing."

"yoooo bro, that party last night was so cattywampus."

by Not videogamedunkey January 4, 2023

cattywampus

a random insult that sounds very silly. it means something is diagonal, so calling someone this basically means they’re a crooked cunt.

god, look at natalie. she is such a cattywampus bitch.

by tete!! December 16, 2023

cattywampus

use this word how you would use the word 'ayo'
like when you think somethings cool
or
funny
or
stupid
or

suspicious
or
weird
or
you agree with something
the word is pretty stretchable

darius: 'dog and cats tongues are built weird'
everyone: 'cattywampus! they sure are'

someone: 'my dog died today'
everyone: 'thats not cattywampus :('

by LIZAEDDSASDFGHGTRESA February 7, 2021

Cattywampus

Formal:
Diagonal, askew

Informal:
Completely and utterly out of line

Her love live is going absolutely cattywampus.

by QwertyCTRL. January 11, 2022