catfisting

A sexual act where you trick someone into thinking you will give them a rimjobbut instead fist them.

I decided to try catfisting last night, boy did my girlfriend get a shock!

by 2lstgun September 26, 2017

Carfishing

When you use a picture of someone elses super cool car and claim it as your own.

"Hey, look at that dude carfishing on IG when we know its not his car"

by Samreen182 August 24, 2016

Catfishing

To have one large pubic hair protruding from one's zipper, whether purposely or by accident. The term comes from the long barbels, or whiskers that stick out from the mouths of catfish. While the whiskers of catfish house their taste buds and are used to search for food in murky waters, the act of catfishing will only serve to make you look like a complete slob, oblivious airhead, or creepy perv.

"So I was giving a presentation the other day, and I looked down and realized that I was totally catfishing! I was so embarrassed, so I spent the rest of the time with my back to the audience!"

"I was catfishing at the club last night and at least 3 people noticed!"

by winstysay July 29, 2009

emotional catfishing

using storys or tramatic events to influence someones sympathy for you so they feel sorry and arnt able to bring up hard to talk about topics because there "life" trama makes it where you dont want to add stress.

emotional catfishing; (internet relationships))) that claim these terrible things happened to them but mostly they probably didn't and they just want there pity, and the other person believes them because they got the short end of the stick and actually have genuine feelings for the lier and would rather believe them than except that they lied

by xxflashtime July 16, 2014

Catfishing

A sexual act when a crazy cat lady inserts a can of tuna into her vagina and let's her cats go to town.

I heard that chick loves being catfished

"Hey Patrice, what are your plans for Valentines Day"
"Just some catfishing with Fluffy"

by Big Deal AU September 17, 2016

Catfishing

Beeing lazy and watch tv or read and just do as little as possible when you could do other stuff. The reason for the term is that the catfish generally hang out on the bottom of the water, being lazy and doing all they need there without moving unnecessarily.

"I'm really tired, you up for some catfishing?"

"We could do some trekking, but I would prefer to take a chill day and just catfish."
"Catfishing sounds good to me."

by McKnas December 23, 2012

Capfishing

When you are talking to a man, woman, boy, or girl and they won't let you have intercourse after saying they will.

Man let me tell you what Casey is really capfishing me

by Ygshotta March 9, 2019