carfood 

A small animal that is killed and "eaten" by a car, esp. when it gets stuck in the radiator grill

Joe: Look at that little Chihuahua, it's always standing in the middle of the street.

Sam: I'm surprised it's not carfood already.

carfood by Zombi_Leroy October 21, 2009

Gave the dog cat food 

An expression used when some one fucks up, really badly.

"Did you hear about Ethan crashing his car?"
"Yeah, he really gave the dog cat food."

Gave the dog cat food by Side Biscuit January 3, 2016

catfoot

to walk or move stealthily as a cat does; to pussyfoot.

He always catfoots to his bedroom to bang his wife.

catfoot by Uttam Maharjan 2 September 26, 2014

Calfoodle 

Calfoodle is the moment of horror when you realize the risky fart you took a gamble on was a little more than just a fart. Basically, the beat your heart skips when you lay down a good old fashion shart.

I feel calfoodled, no one look at me.

Calfoodle by ivniverpoopdmeselfinmornin July 18, 2015

Cat Food 

Another word for pussy.

I want to eat your cat food.
Jamaicans don't eat cat food.

Cat Food by BadGalRi June 3, 2017

cat food jello 

The most disgusting meal on earth. Make this horrendous dish for your kitty and watch them turn in to little monsters - who hate you & you hate them.

Make this for your weird human self and cry yourself to sleep.

Mom wants to make cat food jello on thanksgiving.

cat food jello by KittyDaddyCam November 24, 2021

Cathoodle

A Man Whore

Bethany broke up with Brant because hes a cheating Cathoodle

Cathoodle by DepresoExpresso August 18, 2022