Catapharact

Egotistical Cyber troll who is totally stuck on himself, He loves to spend hours looking into the mirror and taking pictures that lack any sign of a smile =p

Why are you so stuck on yourself lately? Must be a case of the Catapharact's

by blah im bored April 21, 2007

catapulpit

Refers to a member of the Catholic faith who breaks one or more of the ten commandments in record time (either before or after leaving the Catholic Church).

Examples include:

1. Madonna, entertainer

2. Alberto Cutie, aka "Father Oprah", former priest

3. Kenneth Bianchi, aka "The Hillside Strangler", convicted murderer

Guy 1: Man, did you see on television that Father Oprah scored him a babe?

Guy 2: Yeah! You got to admire him for catapulpitting himself toward such a hot piece of ass!

by Loxi July 18, 2009

Catapult Soul

That long novel that gives props to hip-hop.

Catapult Soul flow: "The lion’s share of Hip-Hop’s life has been contaminated with misconceptions; namely, that its essence is misogynistic, homophobic, unintelligent, derivative, and a catalyst for drugs, violence, and crimes that support the Machiavellian cause. But perhaps before one speaks on it, one must first overstand big puns and da LA soul, da NY soul, and every soul of mischief, living legend, and public enemy that tries to come in between the two. And perhaps one shouldn’t assume that what’s promoted through the Industry is reflective of what’s found in the Underground, where, in the roots, music originates, establishes its cause, and stays true to it, as long as it doesn’t come up to touch the grass. Ya digg?"

by Hip-Hop I Don't Stop May 14, 2009

cat nap

A short nap, which allows for a quick boost in energy.

James took a rapid succession of cat naps, regaining 15hp!

by John the Redeemer January 28, 2008

catnip

A member of the mint family of plants (aka catmint), Nepeta cataria.

Irresistable to cats, its mildly stimulant properties can trigger a large range of behaviors that can be collectively described as 'flippy' but also happy.

If cats had dealers, they'd buy catnip.

by xyz April 19, 2005

cat nap

a short nap when you know you have to get up soon.

I am going home to get a cat nap before we go out.

by lil miss May 19, 2006

canapuda

Slang for 'arse', 'bum' etc. Usually used to refer to a female arse but can be used in conjuction with an insult to anyone.

"She'd get it up the canapuda!"
or
"He definately takes it up the canapuda!"
or
"Why won't you let me do you up the canapuda?"
or
"Canapuda, ooh ooh, canapuda, ooh ooh!"

by PinkyC August 24, 2009