Caston

He's the boss of everyone and gets every girl he wants basically a god

ex: Wow! that guy is so popular an cool i bet he's caston

by caston123 February 17, 2021

sgt castro

A black hearted soulless Sgt of marines who will stick his foot so far up your ass, his toe nails tickle your tonsils. The mere whisper of his name invokes fear in even the most battle hardened of staff NCO's. He is one hell of a hard charging pipe layer. Rah devil.

"did he just say burpees?"
"Shit!! Yeah, what a Sgt castro!"

by Thebighorn February 11, 2017

mass castrations

In ancient and medieval times was a common practice the castration of vanquished enemies after the battles. A historian of the Seljuk sultans told a tale in which after a great victory over the the last of the Khwarazmians, the turk Seljuk Key Coubad ordered the testicles or scrotums of thirty thousand defeated army soldiers joined together to produce three hundred tents - a task which apparently occupied the greater part of the army for five whole days, but produced what was described as a memorable memento of the battle!

"These mass castrations were done just after the battles, in order to sell the new eunuchs to the merchants of slaves that usually followed the armies".

by Willhelmina Plowes May 6, 2013

Vinny Castronovo Jr.

He has amazing fans called GRANDerz .hes HOT and he cares about his fans(: if he got anymore perfect i think he would freaking block out the sun .he and biebs are definetly competing for best hair EVER because his fohawk is...GRAND<3 we'll always stand by him and his crew,the ICONic Boyz !

you see that perfect human being over there?

yeah

hes a vinny castronovo jr.<3

by GRANDer for life July 3, 2011

Anthony Castro

A teenage JROTC cadet who has no concept of bearing during uniform inspection. Commonly avoids all and any attempts to put effort into school work and plays Gmod all day.

Anthony Castro was being a cheeky cunt today at JROTC class.

by BatteredCock696 October 16, 2014

JC The Caster

Streamer/Youtuber with over 30k subs on YouTube,(6k on Twitch) plays cs:go,minecraft and a lot of other games. Very sweet guy, 10/10 would reccomend watching

G1: You should sub to Jc the caster!
G2: Isnt that the guy who cant get over minecraft because of its nostalgia?

G1: I mean.. I guess

by vishuscactii February 8, 2019

Castrejon's

known as the coolest families everr, the braves, the drunks, the fun , the toughs,thats us, confident

THING 1:hAVE YOU HEARD OF THOSE Castrejon's ??
THING 2: yea they are so cool

by mexibeaner123!!! February 13, 2010