casterated

balls to be cut off, penis detached, penis bye bye

The casterated turkey was walkin through the woods.

by alyssa April 16, 2005

CONSTIPATED FROG

THE DEFINITION OF A GIRL SQUATTING ON HER CLASSROOM SEAT MAKING WEIRD PIG NOISES LOOKING VERY MUCH LIKE A FROG THAT IS ON A TOILET AKA ANGRY CONSTIPATED FROG

My friend-* On the floor like a thing trying to poop*
My brain- *c o n s t i p a t e d frog*

Constipated frog.

by Tehehehehhehehehhe May 25, 2021

cunstipated

When a woman is unable to climax

I'm so horny, but I just can't cum. I'm just cunstipated.

by Vunder S. Lutt April 15, 2017

cumstipated

it is like being constipated except, when you're cumstipated you are sexually aroused but cannot cum no matter what

Sandy gave me a blowjob but i was soo cumstipated that i couldn't cum on her face

by roflcopter12192 June 13, 2009

cumstipated

being blocked up with SOOOOOOO much CUM

person 1 : im SOOOOO cumstipated
person 2: big bone
person 1 : big bone🤤

by Momthers_milk_lover July 14, 2022

costinpated

Being presented with the same ridiculous,
baseless, and illogical claims time and time
again, that you don't give a shit anymore.

Reading yet another post in the backgammon forum about orchestrated dice, I immediately felt costinpated.

by Chama Banana July 24, 2023

Constipated German Ass Goblin

A goblin like creature that lives on mushrooms that has very bad constipation problems, that can oftenly be heard in a forest in Germany late at night and it sounds like kids laughing and while there's a monster screaming.

I couldn't sleep last night because the constipated german ass goblin was disturbing my sleep.

by brandon moby April 29, 2006