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Chapped hips

Banging an old woman, a granny, so hard you break or fracture her hips.
Man I was fucking that GILF so hard last night, I swear I left her with chapped hips.
by DivineJustice November 19, 2010
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Cosnapped

a form of kidnapping through which you have no control of the day ahead of you. a day of which a cosimo has sent his wrath upon you. During this event you cannot answer your cell phone, but must listen to the cosnapper talk on his. Sometimes for hours at a time. You at all times must act like you have nothing better to do that day because if you hint that your in a rush the cosnapper will then make sure to take that much more time. It is the only legal way to abduct someone in the united states. As of today cosnapping is not illegal in any states but there is legislative action currently being taken.
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Cashapp Your Girl Day

On August 8th Give your girlfriend, or wife, some money via Cashapp but it can’t be under $50.
Jay Walker: Here sexy you deserve this $360 dollars for cashapp your girl day

her: thanks bae.
by bighox23 July 22, 2023
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catnapped

When a female is kidnapped solely for the kidnapper to use for sexual pleasure.
Person one: “I heard Natalie was Catnapped last week!”
Person two: “Hopefully they used protection.”
by Cusween December 15, 2018
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c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy)

When a woman's genitals become raw, sore, inflamed (and may even bleed) from too much vigorous sexual activity.
I've got c.b.p. (chapped battered pussy), we can't have any more sex for a couple of days.
by ydontubendoverandillshowu April 30, 2008
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chapped penis

This is a condition whereby the penis become dry and possibly cracked. It may be caused by the evaporation of moisture due to having too much sexy time outdoors during the cold winter months.
Dave: Hey, Steve. I heard you had intercourse with Tracy yesterday in the park. I bet that was super!
Steve: Yes, it was A-OK ... until I woke up today with a chapped penis.
by Craig McJohnstone January 28, 2009
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chapped stick

by stalahahiedfe April 9, 2011
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