carl gallagher

Holy shit Carl is every guys dream life. Smoking hot girl friend in season 6 is rich and owns his own house at the age of fucking 15. Hes truly a GOD to many

Guy 1: You know the kid named carl Gallagher from 2119 Wallace street
Guy 2: Hell ya hes a bad ass
Guy 1: Dude he just f***** your girl friend
Guy 2: shit...

by Carlskid December 6, 2017

Carl Sagan

One of the greatest popularizers of science to have walked the Earth.

Carl Sagan achieved worldwide fame for his thirteen-episode series 'Cosmos: A Personal Voyage'.
His research was what brought about the theory of a nuclear winter as the result of nuclear warfare.

Carl Sagan criticized society and advocated skeptical thought. He had strong, yet calm, power in his voice, and with it, the power to pull out a feeling in one's body, a feeling of longing. A yearning to learn, and a desire to venture outside our small planet.

Carl Sagan died in 1996 of pneumonia, but he lives on in any one who has ever listened to him and taken heed of his words.

-What do you think of Carl Sagan?
-He's brilliant.

by Zaborack February 19, 2010

Carla

A amazing friend that will care for you even if u hurt her many times. Carla is a heartbroken soul that just wants to be loved. Carla is very pretty even though she denies it. She has long thick brown hair. She has brown skin and beautiful brown eyes. You can ask her for almost anything and she will try to help even if it gets her in trouble. Carla has been through a lot so plz don't stress her out. She may seem tough around people but when she gets home she is a very broke down emotional mess. Besides that she is a real keeper she will never switch up on you.

Kid 1: Hey do you know carla?
Me: Yes one day she will be the love of my life

by Carla.ATX.RedRoses November 27, 2019

portugal caralho

An unwritten rule of the Portuguese people in the internet. When browsing random posts about our country or culture online, usually by foreigners, no matter the subject we have the patriotic duty to type in the comments :"Portugal Caralho!" as to instill our sense of national pride for our great nation!

Caps lock may be applied to emphasize excitement levels aswell as multiple exclamation points.

Random world cup commentator somwhere on the interwebs number 1: "I don't know, I don't think Portugal has the team to make it to the final! I mean they have Ronaldo, but what else?"

Portuguese patriot: "PORTUGAL CARALHO!!!"

by amarante24 June 16, 2018

Carl Cocktail

Two parts Hi-C, One parts NyQuil. Get's you schwasted. It is also known to cause excessive giggling and belching.

Man, Carl is giggling like a goon

ikr, she's all hopped up on Carl Cocktail nigga

by theantpharm1 April 21, 2011

Carl Wheezer

a puffy cheeto haired, very smexy man that flies around the world training all the kindergartners about cock and ball torture. He also is equipped a technique to make sure he can educate people on CBT, he defends himself by emitting a loud shriek that if heard can give you type two diabetes and will slowly kill you throughout your lifetime.

Teacher: So class what do you wanna be when you grow up

Student 1: Astronaut!

Student 2: Chef

Student 3: Doctor

Ethan: I wanna be Carl Wheezer when I grow up!

Teacher: *aims the AK-47*

by rookhazed-chan March 20, 2020

Carl Edwards Backflip

To stand on the top of one's car, cheer needlessly, and then backflip off the top of your car. A celebratory act.

He did a Carl Edwards Backflip after getting a date to the prom.

by WrestlerGuy May 11, 2013